vernal

Yeah?  You should’ve called us up and planned a double date.

Your mom doesn't like dates. We're strictly lovers.

Five inches deep inside your mom.

Saw that coming. Just like I saw your mom last night.

We are always broken up somewhere.

That's deep.

For the night, yessiree!

Oh, thank God. I thought you were breaking up with me.

In the sense of object permanence.  But, you’ll still be in my [ juts at her own chest ]… yep.

... Oh. Okay. So, I guess that's it?

Yup!  One step closer to space camp: college.  See ya, Buggy!

That's great, bug! But.. that's it? You're gone?

I’m leaving you.

... Wait, what?

Bug, bug: guess what?

Is it chicken butt?

It’s the truth nevertheless. You are officially allowed to kiss in the hall.

Awesome! Glad I got your blessing.

Don’t worry, really. You two are adorable anyways.

I know, right? Wait. That came out wrong.

To be honest I didn’t even notice. Oh if it was just a cheeky peck it probably wasn’t the both of you, that would definitely not bother people.

Rad, rad. I didn't want to rub anyone the wrong way.

I just saw a couple kissing shamelessly in the halls and the teachers passing by didn’t even care. High school is weird.

Did they look like two small Korean girls? If the answer is yes, I'm super sorry. Like, I usually won't kiss Steph during school, but I gave her a cheeky peck today by my locker, and I didn't think it would bother anyone, and I guess it did.