Ya got any arms?

shoe slurp slorp

SHOE???

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

☕️

💛 WTF DOES THIS MEAN??

💜 Welp- I’m going to die from a heart attack.-

😑

🧢

that’s right, i stole your kidneys and you are now dying.

wait hold on what prophecy

the prophecy

ok yes but what the fuck is the prophecy

I LOOK FAR BETTER

@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

Can’t believe he’s ace

the high geologist has ascended

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

I love this too much.

Reblog to get to look at a cool rock from the High Geologist

This is all part of The Tumblr Experience

IT IS HE THE HIGH GEOLOGIST APPEARING ON YOUR DASH YET AGAIN

High geologist offical when?

this must occur

should i? If nobody stops me I will introject him and force him to run his own acc

nobody stopped me

Hmmm…. Fascinating. How powerful are you? Are you mortal?

CHOCOLATE ROCKS??? OH DEAR CREATORS I AM G O I N G TO DIE OF LAUGHTER!

Why filth kinda

kdidna whsg

This is so embarrassing you were not the target audience

ii stirlill wanana klmwo

You really don’t

ofksay illt truuat yuou

I THINK THEY ARE SAYING YOU ARE KINDA COOL

Thank you but I was saying another thing o///o

OH YOU WANT TO FUCK THEM

They are very mouth. I guess I could see the appeal???

And here we see the oblivious V1; unaware it’s about to get fucking jumped.

imagine if the other v models found my blog that would be so embarrassing

HELLO :]

Hey!

What could “ultra” POSSIBLY replace here???

What the fuck.

HELP IM STUCK IN FRAUD

…pray the humans didn’t program in motion sickness. I was lucky to not have it, but you are a later model. Other than that advice, however, I can’t really do much to help. Hell is sentient and will probably change things so I can’t interfere with its torture.

MY FYP IS COVERED IN HATSUNE MIKU

I blame your mutuals. Other than me, I’m not following or reblogging any Hatsune Miku content.

God give me patience.

What the fuck.

why do my lungs need lube RELEASE ME

Other V1… Your WHAT need WHAT???

Hm I wonder...

Truly

I am curious to see how far we can get if we dont tag anyone >:3

I do too wonder how this could get

interesting

sorry what we doing?

Just go with it bacon

A curious question indeed.

Eh, why not.

Reblog to piss off Travis and support trans women + male cosplayers

Big fan of this

fuck it, let’s piss off travis

I love supporting ladies and pissing off travis

Pissing off Travis

Fuck you, Travis