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it's because you're always in that damn coffin

5sos sang teenage dirtbag tn and I wasnt there so I guess I should kms now

"do it scared" i do it scared everytime im scared all the time

5sos old songs on a summer day >>>

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

smirking bastard with grievous grin

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

My toxic trait is that no matter what I need three hours to myself at the end of the day to do absolutely nothing.

it does feel good as fuck to walk around in underwear only.

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

If I was in a fanfiction and started coughing up flowers while working at a flower shop (because this is a flower shop au) I would NOT connect my crush on the tattoo artist next door to the flower cough situation. I would freak the fuck out and think the pollen at work was doing some Last of Us shit to me, quit my job and move FAR away. inadvertently my flame for the tattoo artist would fade with distance, solving my hanahaki situation and proving my 'the flowers were trying to turn me into a plant zombie' theory

Dont drink vodka.

Girl did u even drink any of the vodka???

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

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