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If you didn’t read the books you wouldn’t know…

Draco Malfoy personally made the Potter stinks buttons and nobody could fix them to say Harry was cool and shit, if they tried it would only make the insults worse

You wouldn’t know Draco Malfoy was always right behind Hermione in grades

You wouldn’t know Draco was seriously the most animated person at school and acted out everything. 

You wouldn’t know Draco got deeply offended when people didn’t laugh at his jokes

You wouldn’t know Draco created the Weasley is our King song, tune and all. (Probably in the shower or something because he’s such a weenie) 

You wouldn’t know Draco and Ron got into a fist fight in their first year

You wouldn’t know about the huge knock down drag out between Draco, Harry and the rest of the Slytherin and Gryffindor quidditch team in their fifth year. (Harry  and Draco just fucking tackle each other and start whooping each others asses and it’s amazing.)

You would miss out on basically everything Draco says and does. He’s a walking gold mine and It’s upsetting the movies didn’t devote a few seconds for any of his shit (Azkaban did an okay job) 

You wouldn’t know about the Weasley is our king buttons he made in fifth year either

You wouldn’t know Draco didn’t actually try and fight a Hippogriff he was just petting him and offhandedly said that he was ugly. He didn’t sprint over to him, he actually did all the bowing and what not.

- sirius finding lily one night in third year by the fire with a half burnt letter containing the words freak and please don’t even come home and sincerely petunia 

- sirius telling lily about his family and regulus and the death eaters and how great prongs has been to him

- lily being the one to show sirius motorcycles and giving him a leather jacket for his fifteenth birthday 

- sirius having to apologize to lily more than even remus during the incident in fifth year because he knew better and she knows he knew better and she’s so so disappointed

- lily freaking out and flooing to james’ the second she discovers sirius has run away from home, bringing him cookies and firewhiskey she pawned off marlene 

- the three of them staying up until 3am just drinking and being and living, and lily realizing maybe potter isn’t so bad after all

- lily taking sirius - erm, padfoot - to a dog park near her muggle neighborhood 

- sirius finding lily sobbing in the astronomy tower one night because they’re dead they’re dead and they were her parents and she can’t stop crying 

- sirius realizing lily is in love with james before lily even does 

- sirius convincing james to ask lily out again one last time their final year at hogwarts 

- lily crying in the middle of a muggle grocery store when sirius suggests that maybe he could walk her down the aisle before taking his place as prongs’ best man

- sirius having just as many, if not more, lily stories to tell at their wedding than james stories 

- lily suggesting padfoot be harry’s godfather before james can even get the words out of his mouth

- sirius always having lily’s back when they’re out on order missions without james, because he promised his best friend lily would be safe no matter what 

- sirius thinking about that promise as he flies his bike to their home on october 31 saying please don’t be dead please please please