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@neil-gaiman I definitely need “Why? Love.” in your handwriting (and your signature) as I want it tattooed on me. It’s the answer to everything, when 42 won’t quite cut it.

i remember one time sns came up in conversation with me and my brother in law and he was like "i hate when people push the idea that theyre gay for each other just because they're close friends" and i was like "but they are gay for each other" and he was like "well until they kiss in canon i dont believe it" and i got to be like "do you mean episode fucking three"

THEY KISSED TWICE WHICH IS TWO MORE TIMES THAN HE KISSED SAKURA

#scrap of bloodstained paper you find in a dungeon #or clutched in a skeleton’s fist (via @beaft)

it's important to me that people know the original "he would not fucking say that" was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn't hit the same without context.

everytime someone uses "he would not fucking say that" for something he would absolutely fucking say given slightly different circumstances or has already fucking said i immediately become indignant cause you can't waste a joke like this on mild characterisation nitpicks. sorry. it has to be on par with Any Pronouns Cartman.