star trek, hockey, and whatever else

literally what do you even say. 2 seconds left gosling scores after laura stacey just got helped off the ice and sends the game into OT. with an mpp assist. like you can't even write that what the fuck.

Nice of his teammates to try and break his nose in the other direction this time?

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"