UwU

This is technically true but you didn’t have to put it like that

Someone should redraw this in the classic TT style!

I think someone whispered my name… without actually whispering my name.

This is the best post now

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

Dick Hunter

IT’S FUCKING BACK

Every day we stray further from God

Yeah and nearer pussy

omg sooo true bestie! *camera pans over to reveal im talking to the silent, whithered corpse of god*

lets drink to that! *ive contorted the skeletal hand of the corpse to hold a mimosa glass*

Me @ my friends

I promised Twitter that if my tweet about this gets 300 retweets I’ll post another fake page. 👀

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

me @ everyone who has ever talked to me on this website

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