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i could be your loser boyfriend. do you ever think about that

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

Nobody understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 years old.

pikachu is drowning

This ain't about him

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok

im not defending myself against a vampire. suck away gorgeous

sitting on my blog’s porch with a cigarette and a shotgun

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

He is a baker at the office cafe.