welcome to the last page on the internet

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

If you have celiac disease gluten is kind of like a dead wife

i’m fixing him [wet squelching noises]

never understood the hype on "non-newtonian fluids" bc that shit dumb. "oh it's a liquid until you hit and then it acts like a solid" yeah dumbass woah this substance changes properties depending on its surroundings or how it's interacted with? never heard that before. hit water hard enough and it'll be the same as concrete. this oobleck shit not special

we are NOT bringing 4chan incel terminology to this site, take that "foid" out of your post and go wash your blog out with soap

the memeification of fascism is a proven method of perpetuating and instilling it in other people. Layers of irony will not protect you once you adopt racist, sexist, ableist, transphobic terminology into your lexicon. you'll be acknowledging and nursing the mindsets and connotations borne of those words.