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Cecil: Well usually I just wake up.
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Tokiya: How do you stop yourself when you're about to make love to a beautiful woman?
Cecil: Well usually I just wake up.

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Ren: Hey, you should help them out. Going to meetings, writing stuff down; you love that nerd stuff.
Masato: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do??
Ren: I just.. forget stuff. Like a cool person.
HOLA, UTAPRI IMAGINES BLOG HERE!
Hello, one and all!
I welcome you to this new scenario and imagine blog!
Please feel free to send in any requests, fluff, smut, headcanons and so on!
STARISH, Quartet Night and HEAVENS accepted! I also do requests for Ringo, Ryuuya and Tomochika!
NO yuri/yaoi, character ships, trigger requests and vague requests!
I’m cool with any other requests! If an ask makes me uncomfortable which is not in the above mentioned, I will let you know!
So on that note,
Are you ready?
Go ahead, hit the ask box!
Nurse: Everything you write down is confidential, we need you to give real answers.
Ranmaru: Fine...
Nurse: How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?
Ranmaru: One.
Nurse: That's it? One drink?
Ranmaru: One shelf.
Nurse: Do you exercise?
Ranmaru: Yes. Love making and rock.
Nurse: Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?
Ranmaru: I have an uncle who does yoga.
Nurse: Allergies?
Ranmaru: Cowardice and week willed men.
Nurse: Sexual history?
Ranmaru: Epic. And private.
Otoya: *throwing his head onto Tokiya’s lap and looks up angelically*
Otoya: Tokiya, tell me I’m pretty
Tokiya: *rests hand on Otoya’s cheek and smiles lovingly at him*
Tokiya: You’re pretty fucking annoying that’s what you are

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Nagi: I don't think we'd like the same music.
Reiji: Because I'm gay and only like show tunes?
Nagi: Because you're old.
Reiji: Well... that hurt more.
Reiji: People always say I scream punk rock.
Ranmaru: Who says that?
Reiji: People...
Ranmaru: What people?
Reiji: ...You don't know them.
Look at him.. getting coffee and not putting chocolate in it. He's so mature!
Ittoki Otoya on Ichinose Tokiya
I'm going to type every word I know! Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.
Ittoki Otoya
We are colleagues with benefits. We're colleagues who benefit from the fact that we're also friends.
Kotobuki Reiji on Quartet Night

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I'm sure he's not cheating on you. But if he is, he's a monster. And if he's not, you guys are great together. But if he is, I will kill him.
Tomochika Shibuya
Reiji: So everybody gather around. Let's grab hands.
Ranmaru: I don't hold hands.
*After Tokiya and Eiji sang together:
Nanami: Okay, it's time to talk about your Date Project.
Tokiya and Eiji: Eh?
Nanami_[drops her book: I-I mean Duet Project.
Happy New Year from our Princes at UtaPri!
[Cecil enters with a policeman]
Syo: Cecil, what happened?
Policeman: We found him wandering around on Queen's Boulevard. He says he lives here.
Cecil: [Aside to Syo] Play along. It's cheaper than a cab.

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Otoya: I know what you're trying to do, you brought him in here to butter him up!!
Syo: Yeah. And I've been laying it on. Real thick.
Otoya: Okay, but you're making a big mistake. Nobody sucks up like an Ittoki. Of course, you knew that already because you're so smart~!
Syo: -smiles a little-
Otoya: See!? I just did it to you!
Syo: Ugh! Fine. Bring it on then!
Otoya: Okay. Looks like you and I are in a good old fashioned suck off.
Syo: Don't call it a suck off.
Otoya: Why not~? Why shouln't- Oh yeah... yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah totally. yep. mhm. smart. good.
Yamato: What did I tell you about snooping?
Nagi: That there should always be a lookout.
Yamato: Good! Go wait in the hall.