why is this goat so pretty?? it’s like a fairy? what kind of goat is this???

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

BLESS ME PATRICK

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

@billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

actually all of my systems are nervous

“You smell good” is in my top 5 for fav compliments

LMFAO faked their deaths and are now hiding out on a private island with fatboy slim and eiffel 65 to evade taxes

me when i have guests

oh my god..a bread boy 

a crime of passion