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the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant

this is hilarious oh my god.

did he even pay the pizza guy? 

why isn’t this a freaking domino’s commercial yet

well this is being reblogged again.

well that is not nearly enough pizza for all of those people..

I want to _____ you.

Okay, guys. Go ahead. I know what’s coming.

I wanna see this.

I doubt this will happen to me but I’ll try anyway

I’ll try this lol

Surprise me 😉

YAY THIS IS GREAT PLEASEEE

DO THIS BEFORE I GO TO CAMP

If Jurassic World was real and there wasn’t a vicious genetically engineered dinosaur trying to kill everybody, I would 100% sit my ass in that baby Dino petting area and never leave

You mean JW isn't a documentary? Shit

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

I did not expect this kind of post to end like this

Yes

So my little sister just burst into my room, grabbed me and whispered “omg the reason Patrick is so clueless is because he lives under a rock”