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im going to get my artwork done ^_^ *gets sleepy**gets sleepy**gets sleepy**gets sleepy**gets sleepy**gets sleepy**gets sleepy**gets sleepy**gets sleepy**ge
Passport Photo Series London-based visual artist Max Siedentopf recruited a cast of friends and strangers to sit for passport photos. Above the shoulders the participants are straight-faced and rigid, yet below they are balancing full wine glasses along their arms, taped to a wall, or even on fire.

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me: frienships sound kinda nice
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Why is this so funny??
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Maybe dogs are so happy all the time because they sleep so much.
pain heals, chicks dig scars, and glory lasts forever
me when i trip over something in public
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For their birthday last year, bought eggs from the horrors of World War II.
Learn or do something and people and made by some work right.
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my sarcasm is at itâs best when I hear a stupid question
in a swamp
or in a bog
thereâs nothing finer
than a frog đ¸
in the mud
or by the road
thereâs nothing slicker
than a toad!!
in a shoe
or in a boot
thereâs nothing neater
than a newt!
in the moss
or in a pail
thereâs nothing dearer
than a snail đ
By the lamp
Or on a cloth
Thereâs nothing sweeter
than a Moth!
In the grass
By the lake
There is nothing sneakier
Than a snake đ
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EXCELLENT addition, Bee Person!

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So. 10th grade English class. We all come in one morning to find a balloon and a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort of thing. A couple of people try to ask her and she says weâll get to it. She takes role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and sheâll be back in a couple of minutes
Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So, yâknow. Brief respite. We all sit and chat; one of the boys teasingly steals a girlâs balloon, but gives it back to her easily enough; itâs quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back, stops in the doorway, and just stares at us
After a long moment, she says, confused, âYou didnât pop the balloons.â
To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, âWeâre allowed to pop them?â and immediately turns around and stabs his friendâs balloon with the pencil
There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop seatmatesâ balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking her head. âI canât believe you didnât pop your balloons.â
Apparently we were starting Lord of the Flies that day and she wanted to demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment ever
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This is why geese are so arrogant