Sup Thots

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

i started blogging cause they got rid of space pinball

I’m adding here that I don’t actually check my followers list ever - I only ever check the number if I’ve had a rash of new follows - so if you’ve got any anxiety about offending me, don’t worry, because I literally won’t see. Your dash is your safe and happy spot, and if my content doesn’t jive with what you want to see…that’s fine with me.

How I’m starting to feel about some of these gofundme’s tbh.

i treated myself to mcdonalds after like a month without fast food and now i feel like I had sex with Death and he forgot to pull out so now I’m full of Death’s semen and I’m dealing with the morning sickness after finding out im pregnant with the antichrist oh god what am i going to tell my parents

stop reblogging this i dont wan t my mom to know im getting McDicked by Satan

STOP THIS

Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I’m currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin.

update: i found a barn cam that has a horsie in it and i’m in poland AND i have audio output so i can talk to the horsie

update: THERE’S TWO HORSIES AND ONE OF THEM IS A BABY

#is this roxy lalonde

I knew what this would be