if u think im annoying now wait until i get over my fear of being perceived as annoying

i think the moon would like you

why? did she say something to you? tell me word for word

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

u will never have gf u are just a portly boy in a sailor suit carrying a huge lollipop

How DARE you disrespect him!?

what if... you were a vampire.... and you bit me so we could spend an eternity together?........... haha just kidding!! ....... unless? 🤔🤔

why is this so fucking funny 

my mood is literally always either ‘haha I don’t care about anything’ or ‘ if I can’t be beautiful then I should just die’

im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

that’s 110%