i believe in u

you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.

Jack Abbot

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

i never had a shane dawson phase. i knew from the second i saw the sideswept bangs that something decidedly unchic was afoot

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

let’s all make the really uncomfortable decision of being brutally present in our bodiesssss 😍😍😍😍

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

if i were a vampire i would do many things. but getting interviewed is not one of them

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

s3 is gonna be langdon and santos forced to play nice bc they don't want to upset mel. giving each other glares when mel turns away and then smiling like angels when she turns back