Your Friendly Neighborhood Nerd

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

they should make it illegal to end your story with an epilogue where your main female character is suddenly randomly married and has children when she's never once expressed a desire for this previously

Come on now. He would prioritize the ring. I would prioritize my child.

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

interesting dates on this post

those aren’t dates, they are explicitly stated to be cranberries

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try

why dont you make like a tree and feel the breeze and the sun and the changing of the seasons. and Grow

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

Remember when you had energy to do things? Those were some wild times

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

no longer looking for hookups. now looking for women to go to the aquarium and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies" with me

I have season passes to go to look at the fishies and go “woooooah… fishies.”

My family has an annual pass to go “ITS THE WHALE SHARK!!” And run halfway across the aquarium

For my kids it’s the stingrays! 😂 especially if we get to feed them!

You will never understand the mental torture of being 12 years old and having a debilitating crush on Hugo Weaving Elrond & having to lie to ur friends and say you like Legolas Orlando bloom like all the other girls so you don’t get fucking bullied

Now I’m 35 and I have a live sized cardboard Elrond who lives on my stairwell & I kiss him every time I go upstairs so anyway the moral of the story is never kill yourself