river 𓆝 𓆟 ⋆.𖦹°‧

i got the high score for most irritated anyone has ever been and my body exploded into clear and beautiful water droplets that nourished the ground where i stood and now trees and flowers taller that you could ever imagine grow in that spot and provide shelter to creatures great and small

this may just be the best attack from af 2024 even if im biased ….. i love the communal plotting and scheming sooooo bad

thinking about the kane chronicles Thinking about rick's take on anubis Thinking about him being hundreds of years old yet feeling and acting like a teenager (hes described to look like a sixteen year old) because of time in the duat passing and affecting gods and mortals differently than in the world of the living and how interesting it could have been if explored more in depth but then i remember the only purpose of this choice was to pair him up with a thirteen year old and i bash my head into a wall

Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp

The real tragedy of Chimera Fallin is that her mouth is so tiny but her body is huge so she’s unable to smoke enough weed to get high unless she’s hitting that bong every minute. Like if you cry every time

i cant believe i got into mha just in time to re-experience the trauma of the voltron finale…. apparently i was naïve to think that i would never experience farmer lance all over again…..

to clarify: i started mha Twelve Days Ago and the hyperfixation JUST HIT ME. what’s the point of anything at all