Oh Mama Don't You Cry

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

hey babe wanna watch me reblog the same images for 15 years

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

#Cecil said damn this is a real head scratcher *dies*

The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches

why is there a gif for this

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

also shoutout to my really tired old white guy gynecologist who when i said "i want a hysterectomy" did not push back at all and instead sighed, and without looking up at me from his tablet went "We'll have to do a bunch of stuff for insurance because it's a scam and otherwise they won't approve it" and then after laying out the plan walked me out and i dont know if we made eye contact once after shaking hands, which is exactly the kind of medical care i want in this day and age.

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits