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i have too many real life people following me on twitter these days so i’m back to post thoughts on tumblr lmao

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The latest Tweets from Nathan E (@Earl_ssbm). E A R L Y B I R D #11 \\ I'm awful at melee. Calgary

I’m pretty much just posting my tumblr thoughts on twitter these days so if ur interested in my conceited thoughts and opinions, give ya boy a follow!!

I think I’ve finally found an MTG archetype that fits me!

I thought I was into control decks and have pretty much only been playing pauper Mono Blue Delver for the last year. But I’ve been playing a pauper Burn deck for the last month and I’m enjoying the game soooooooooo much more than before.

I guess I’m just a dumb guy who likes to get games over quickly! ^_^

#magic the gathering #I’m actually considering saving for a modern naya burn deck.....

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let me just lay it out for y'all

shipping jesus with mary magdalene: entry level hetshit. probably a christian irl

shipping jesus with john the baptist: novice level. listens to gregorian chants. hasn’t read st augustine outside of “confessions” & fell asleep listening to a shitty audiobook version of paradise lost

shipping jesus with judas: true end, probably a goth/emo. tells people to start with the greeks but is actually teaching themselves to read aramaic. smokes cloves

shipping god with satan: constantly vaping. lesbian or chad, probably a jock. eats more pussy than mortals like you and i can imagine. kills and resurrects god every weekend

shipping jesus with the buddha: socially awkward weeb. watches moeshit slice of life six hours a day and writes bad poems on the back of their petsmart receipts

#judas loved jesus so so much #jesus + judas 4 life

darylfranz

#fuck bowling!

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timsutton

when people talk about david bowie and his personas they always mention Ziggy Stardust and the Thin White Duke but nobody ever mentions Anime Bowie

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He looks like fucking Huey from MGSV

What the fuck. This is fucking terrible.

timsutton

LMAO

pierre-manslapper

sokkycakes

HHHHHHAH FUCKIN KOJIMA

churchoffear

One of the funniest things in the world to me is that comedy podcaster/video game journalist Justin Mcelroy will occasionally get emails intended for Crime/Politics Vancouver reporter Justin Mcelroy

omnia-volo

Yep.

This song is taking up a lot of my head right now.

#the classics

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god I love Calgary so much

This place is only boring if you’re boring and don’t know where to look.

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meangirlnurse

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

brehaaorgana

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

meangirlnurse

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

meangirlnurse

update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!)

brehaaorgana

GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!

meangirlnurse

ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!

I’m starting to feel more comfortable adding baby scratches to my mixes! And holy shit this felt perfect. With my current skills, I don’t think I could have mixed this better.

Also I had no idea how good of a rapper Queen Latifah is. Check the last song in this mix for some feminist BARS.

#I'm happy that mixes I uploaded 2 weeks ago sound like trash to me now.#It's a similar feeling to when I look at code that I wrote 2 weeks ago and it looks so shitty because I'm always getting better ^_^

I went 2-2 in ranked melee today!!

I've never won a set before in paid/ranked melee but managed to win 2 tonight! And one of those wins was against a puff player that 4-stocked me in my first tournament.

It feels so good to see some progress in terms of my tournament results. Also, I'm finally starting to get over my tournament nerves. I feel like I'm starting to beat people that I should be beating and it's so rewarding. This game is a freaking blast <3

#i promptly proceeded to vomit my brains out afterwards though... wth body???

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urluh

oh man scratching is SO fun

zehletter

#HAHAHAHA

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