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Likhne wala Kuttaa ?

1 Deewar Pe Likha Tha Parhne Wala "Kutta"

#Pathan: Ne Usko Mitta K Likh Diya

Likhne Wala "Kutta"

#pathan #pathan jokes #diwar

Sardar going for Hunt

Sardar darvaze pe gun lye khara tha

Bv:Idher q khare ho?

Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja rha houn

Bv:To jao bhi

Sardar:Kase jao bahr kutta khara hai

#sardar and sardarni #sardarni #sardar #urdu jokes

Teacher & Sardar

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number "Seven", Even or Odd ?

Sardar: Even

Teacher: How can you make seven even?

Sardar: Remove the S

#sardar and teacher #teacher #sardar

Teacher & Pathan

Ustad: Pakistan K Kitne Sobay Hai?

Pathan: 4

Ustad: Shabash Un k Nam BtaO?

Pathan:

Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumal, Junoob

#soobe #ustad #pathan #pathan jokes #punjabi jokes #urdu jokes #pakistan #teacher #teacher and student #teacher and pathan

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Santa & Doctor

Santa to Dr: Dr. sahib tusi t kende si swere game khelan nal seht thk rehndi aa ? par menu te koi farq ni pya

Dr: Tusi keri game khedi c?

Santa: Mobile te sap wali

#santa #doctor #doctor joke #mobile games #snake game

Girls Status

Girls Take 100 Pics In A Day

99 Are Deleted & 1 Wich Seems Better Is Uploaded.

Aur Status Ye Likhti Hain:

“Esy Hi Bethi Thi, Kisi Ny Click Karli Yaar”

#girls #boys and girls #girls jokes #urdu sms #urdu jokes #pictures

Pakistan’s 2nd Largest Social Media

Facebook Ke Baad Pakistan Ka Dusra Bara Social network

Jahan Ap Daliy Hazaro New Logo Se Mill Skte Hain Aur Dosti Kr skte hain

Aur

Wo Hai

CNG Station

#cng station #social media #pakistan #facebook #urdu jokes

Fair & Lovely

Dukandar se Chota Baccha:

Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai ?

Dukandar: Haan hai

Baccha: To saale lagata kyun nahi ??

Main Roz Darr Jaata houn ☺

#kids #cool kids #bacha #shopkeeper #dukandar #fair and lovely #cream #beautiful #bisti joke

Request To Moti Girlfriend

Kb Tak Mera Dil Dukao Gi?

Kb Tk Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi?

Darling isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To

Muj se Phasne Se Pehle Drwazy Me Phas Jaogi

#girlfriend #girlfriend jokes #urdu sms #urdu jokes #request to girlfriend #my girlfriend #fast foods

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Girl’s Number

He: Can I Ask Something?

She: Yes

He: Apka number kya hai?

She: 8

He: Ye kesa number hai?

She: Ye Meri Jutti Ka Number Hai Kamene

#boy and girl #girlfriend #blocked #phone number #number #shoes number #kamene

Tenshion Of New Generation

New Generation kb tension me hoti hai ?

Exams k waqt? Nahi

Result k Waqt? Nahi

Phir ??

Jb Wo So Ke Uthain

Aur Takiye Niche Mobile Na Ho.

#new generation #urdu jokes #sms pakage #mobile #craze for mobile #exams #result #tenshion

Ranjha, Majnu & Me

Ranjha Ne Bansri Bjai Heer Daur K ai

Majnu Ne Been Bajai Lela Bhag K ai

Hum Ne Sirf Seeti Bajai

Aur

Wo Apne Abbu Ko Le Aai

#ranjha #majnu #laila majnu #heer ranjha #girlfriend #boyfriend #urdu jokes #daddy #wistle

Sardar’s Wish

Sardar: Aaj bahar khana khayenge.

Bv: Q Mery Khany Se Bor Ho Gaye Ho Kya ?

Sardar: Bus Aaj Bartan Dhonay Ka Mood Nahi.

#sardar #wife #husband and wife #jokes #urdu jokes #dinner

Hath Dhoo Ke Par Jana

Kuch larkay larkiyon ke peechay

haath dho ke parr jatay hain

Agar muh dho ke parr jayein

toh shayad wo maan bhi jayein

#boys #girls #boys and girls #boyfriend #girlfriend #boy and girl #hath dhona

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Tumhari Yaad

Tumhari Yaad Mere Dil Me Kuch Is Tarhan Sey bas Gai Hai

Dost

Jaise Chote Sy Rikshay Me Moti Aunty

Wah Wah Wah :-D

#poetry #funny poetry #urdu poetry #funny jokes #sms #tmhari yaad #dost #friend

Pani Se Roza Nahi Tot’ta

Paani Se Roza Nahi Toot ta.

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Jitna Marzi Naha Lo

#roza #ramdan #ramzan #nahana #bath #pani #water

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