lee ☆

full credit to @apotheglowsis for doing it first!

lucy: sort of a big ol’ dumbass but very sweet. i can be a simp too, lucy, it’s fine. she’s seriously so sweet though, she didn’t deserve to be screwed by hidgens. homegirl just wanted to thank chumby and i cannot fault her for that. 7/10

brisby: brisby is funny, but only because of his stupid posh accent. he seems like he’d unironically call people “plebeians” and he was pretty disrespectful towards lucy. also he’s a snitch. snitches get stitches. 3/10

chumby: i love chumby. he’s just a funny little apeman doing whatever apemen do. he’s just vibing. 10/10

sniglette: she just wanted to escape drowsy town but she got a broken jaw instead. all things considered, i feel bad for her. 5/10

sniglots: he was kind of mean to sniglette but he was also scared of being tortured by blinky, so i guess he’s valid. also he made me uncomfortable, so he gets points for serving his purpose. 5/10 

papa sniggle: i just think he’s funny! i definitely believe he was sober. it was kind of shitty that he, like, KO-ed sniglette tho. 6/10

blinky: creepy as hell and also, apparently, incredibly weak, since alice beat him within like two seconds. try harder, blinky. i also don’t like him fucking with alice and bill like that. 7/10 because he’s still a cool villain. 

emdroid: what a bad bitch. i love her. i shouldn’t because she’s a murderer, but i do. yeah, she’s homicidal, but it’s for a valiant cause. she’s just og emma with the ability to kick people’s ass and i fail to see the downside. 10/10

paul 23: very funny! i like that he’s so supportive of emdroid. it’s a little concerning that he defended her murdering everybody in the birdhouse, but hey, who am i to judge? i love he and emdroid’s dynamic. also, good on him for inciting a rebellion. just a funny little clone. 10/10

sylvia: i adore her! a woman who knows what she wants. what she wants isn’t ted. and that’s valid. i also love her incredibly ambiguous accent. new england? northeastern? midwestern? who knows? still love it, though! also, she just seems like a lady who knows how to get shit done. i respect that. 9/10

kilgore: in terms of personality, he’s sort of whatever since we only see him as a murderous cyborg and as a 20-something getting the shit beat out of him. however, he gets pity points because he didn’t do anything wrong and still got treated badly. his thirst for revenge is justified and cyborgs are cool, so. 6/10

jenny: she did not deserve the ending she got! jenny seemed so sweet and i feel really terrible for her. i was so fucking sad when she disintegrated. she was just collateral damage in ted’s fuckups. 7/10

tinky: tinky is the only aspect of nightmare time that managed to actually creep me out. he gets points for that. he’s a cool ass villain and i love the phrase “bastard box.” jeff never disappoints me. 9/10

jane: mixed feelings. on one hand, the car-lady aspect of her character was, frankly, hilarious. however, she’s (unjustifiably) homicidal and manipulative, which is not pog. i feel bad for becky and jane kind of sucked. it sucks that she died, but that does not excuse her behavior. i love how jaime played her, though. 2/10

tony: what a nice man! 10/10

miss holloway: very sweet, love her! the 80s aesthetic slaps and she reminds me of every sweet english teacher i’ve ever had. we all need a miss holloway in our lives. 10/10 

duke keane: very cool! he totally wants to have pina coladas and get caught in the rain with miss holloway and i respect that. also a sweet dude. 10/10 curt mega and kim whalen supremacy!