Urban Oddities

On today's agenda: These cat paw prints in the painted line

Please only go pee pee in the toilet

Inventive Accountants

Found standing at the border of a residential area and a field

Been meaning to fire this off since July

In a hospital I was at. It's probably supposed to say "śluza personelu", so, like, "staff's lock". "Lock" in the sense like in "airlock", as in, the area through which the staff transitions from unclean to sterile parts of the hospital

But it's missing an "a" so what it actually says here is:

HEIST.PL

"We kindly inform that it's possible to take a tour of the elevator machine room and aquaint yourself with the scope of renovation works.

In particular, we would like to invite that one anonymous troll who insults us by hanging up dumbass notes on the stairwell. Anyone who's ever fixed as much as a car engine can probably imagine the amount of work necessary in replacing the elevator engine, the control mechanism, the ropes and door opening mechanisms on every floor"

On the plaque:

Lakownica spłaszczona (mushroom species name)

Ganoderma applanatum

Family: Polyporaceae

Sporocarp width: 10-60 cm

Sporocarp thickness: 2-7 cm

Note: causes wood rot

Added in marker:

I ATE THIS!

Me too!

WHO ASKED!?

"We ask that you do not feed pigeons AND WAITERS

Due to the announcement of the end of official state of epidemic in Poland

Julius Ceasar has lice*, bitch