QUEEN.

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

i feel like the worst bc i’m not thin or little or dainty but i’m also not sexy or curvy or voluptuous i’m just like a gross flabby donut or something

people underestimate my ability to cut them out of my life when they fuck me over

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

my english teacher says “eh” a lot and every time i’m like “haha i bet he’s from canada”. but then i remember. i’m canadian. i live in canada

#dear diary #today i had banana AND an apple #mom said if i brush my hair 100 times it’ll be extra curly #louis smiled at another boy #i must kill that boy #lots of love #xoxo #harry x

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences