IF I GET A LITTLE PRETTIER, CAN I BE YOUR BABY?

I hope u end up ok

When you finally catch that bitch named ariel who been texting your man

avogato

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

I’ll be damned if I end up like ol boys dirty, rotten, pig stealing great great grandfather

I’m just too superstitious!

Can’t risk it, Y’all saw what happened to Stanley Yelnats

I ain’t taking no chances sorry y'all

I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live

It’s Nick Randhawa! Had the great pleasure of knowing him at Berkeley. He’s done fantastic work.

Always reblog this

It’s back!

Finally a version with his name

be excited about other ppls good fortune not everything is a competition

at a really specific time @ night i feel like i wanna fall in love or som shit lmao but then i wake up and im ok again

Her face! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿✊🏿

The meanest rock I’ve ever seen lmao

How can something so little hold so much sawce

I love her

@tarynel @jehovahhthickness @7mangoes

😭😭

me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,