The Demented Irishman

santa baby is all three

Ummmmm y'all are tryna do the best Christmas song, Snoopy vs The Red Baron, dirty?

Yeah, they should’ve treated you better. They should’ve cared more. But they didn’t and they don’t, and your life keeps moving forward.

whats new pussyduck

after about six or seven whats new pussyduck drop in one it’s natu unusual

we are all one race: the highschool theatre program race

honestly the fact that everyone on The Flash is a #theaterkid explains a lot

hi welcome to five guys would you like some peanuts? some fucking peanuts?

these are absolutely all Correct

me, desperately barreling down the highway trying to read these truisms at 75 miles per hour: DOES THE LANE MERGE OR NOT

i love the fact that like… if you wanted to you could throw a chair… stool…. lamp… medium sized houseplant… even a lightweight table…. theres nothing physically stopping you from throwing furniture around, only social constructs and your own cowardice.

OH OH OH OH THESE LOOK LIKE FUN YES PLEASE!

do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

ops tryna help you get your bones back

Blessed Image

reblog in less than 30 seconds for good luck

man biking down my street at high speed singing javert’s “stars” from les mis at the top of his voice

flat moon theory

ok but the moon doesn't rotate on an axis like a hypothetical planetary object meaning we only see one side of the moon so howl do we know there's "more" to it making it a sphere? there's no evidence it isn't a paper cut out moving around us