The supreme goose.

God damn I need the story behind this before tumblr makes one up

they tried to get their phone fixed from somewhere other than the approved apple store locations,so apple tried to take em out

literally how do you get over someone oh my fucking god

this is literally how i dance

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

Isn’t being alive amazing

Did you know that you can just….imagine a cat. like right now you can make an an entire cat inside your head and look at it. a cat. your own cat to look at right there in your mind anytime you want.  Advanced technique,,you can make the cat do things. A whole cat in your head right now playing with a bit of string. the power is yours. 

the BEST post

The same goes for a pup-pup imagine it bouncing around and you are playing tug-of-war with this little ball of fluff

my sister just told me that technically kangaroos have five limbs because their tail is classified as a leg bc they use that to propel themselves forward which makes them the only pentapedal animal on earth

she just told me that there’s a frog that literally grow a spiky moustache and goes and fights other male frogs for a gf

turns out flamingos aren’t actually pink. they’re born grey but turn pink from the shrimp they eat

so my dudes,,, it turns out theres a flower that only blooms every couple years, and ik what ur thinking “wow it must be beautiful”. turns out it smells like fucking corpses!!! what!! the fuck!!!

my best friend just told me that frogs use their eyeballs to swallow their food by retracting them into their head and pushing the food down and honestly?? the most horrific thing ive ever heard

the best part is that this is all true

hey guys, what’s the mood for today?

my mood could never be this cool and good, blocked,

I could literally watch this for 60 years

The evil is watching