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intro post yayyy
hello i'm ray! r works too. :3 this is where i do things like crash out over fictional characters and fangirl, yes i finally separated this from my main blog lmao my main blog is Trackable for people who know me

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i unfortunately have no interesting hcs or suggestions to add to the 10 step guide fic but just know that i love your work sm and religiously check for an update
awww thank you so much!!! i just like yapping lmao hcs always optional <3 the comments keep me going so i will endeavour to keep the updates going >:)
YOOO I also had a dream about your fic!
Except I don't actually remember what else it was about
i swear i didn't put anything hallucinogenic in my fic why does this keep happening /lh
maybe the king in yellow is celebrating pride month by beaming slimeknight into people's heads??? help??? this is the 2nd time??? guys r u all good
your fanfic (avery's 10 step guide on how to get a boyfriend) is so peak that I actually had a dream about it (yes I'm the same one from ao3 who said this yay)
So what happened in the dream was that Avery was streaming and someone sent a donation with a message (idk if this is possible in the fanfic I actually forgot but anyway) that said "you like him don't you" (the him being Derek) and Avery got up from his chair and screamed
Idk why i dreamed this but it was awesome
I SAW YOUR AO3 COMMENT HAHAHA
lowkey this would happen lmaoooooo maybe i'll put it in a later chapter for kicks
can't believe my silly little youtuber au is making it into dreams now slimeknight is truly too powerful i'm so glad you like it !!!
Greetings, I am once again here to be normal about avery's 10-step guide to getting a boyfriend, this time about chapter 5! I’m curious, were any details in chapter 5 were from me? Ik you said some were already in there, so I’m wondering abt
Avery getting flustered after being called “Aves”
Blushy aves
On second thought I feel like this is us having the same braincell, and the braincell is delightfully predictable /lh
Yeah you dont come up with Averythetomato unless it was always in the plan
Okay chap 5 things
Derek really isn’t that worked up that some yellow jerk thinks he’s ’using’ Avery. He knows Avery doesnt think that, which is all that matters to him
If someone online questions his silence, he will say that. Avery stops breathing after reading “and that’s all that matters”
Derek is very touched by how intense avery is in his defenses, that he was offended that anyone would dare to question their friendship
HOW has avery missed the shipping until now
This actually makes my hc that he follows the slimeknight tag on tumblr even funnier, bc he somehow still missed that it was a ship
Also Derek knew about the shipping before he ever even spoke to Avery
They will be meeting up. The holy brain cell predicts it
Der looks up averythetomatoe and completely misinterprets the clip.
Derek had just a little hope that Aves liked him because Avery regularly uses their duo/ship name, slimeknight
And then he sees that Avery is horrified at the thought of being in a relationship with him.
Avery is hiding his face in horror, and Derek feels so guilty because he thinks Avery is so cute when he blushes so hard
“I didn’t think it was like, you know. Like that!” And Derek’s heart breaks a little bit.
“No one mention this to me again, I can’t believe it-” right, so Avery doesnt wanna talk about it. Derek is totally fine with that. Definitely. His heart breaks a little more
Derek is able to act normal in his gay pining and yearning after this
Avery is not
I have more details/headcanons :)
There is a video of avery landing a sick skateboard trick and Derek has watched it so many times
Avery is left handed, which bothers Derek a bit but he doesnt know why so he never mentions it
Avery is constantly worried he has somehow messed up his relationship with Der. Every time he expresses this or apologizes, Der falls a little further for the most considerate man he has ever met
After learning Dereks name, avery pronounces Der more like “dare” that “dur”
Ave knows what a duo name is, but doesn’t put it together that they’re being shipped and its so funny
When the meetup happens Avery is severely distracted because he genuinely for the life of him cant stop thinking about kissing Der. He’s staring at Der’s mouth and every touch short circuits him
Of course he turns bright red. Derek is concerned and does the “do you have a fever” thing and puts one hand on Avery’s jaw and presses the other to his forehead
Congratulations Der, ya broke him
Alternative meetup: they accidentally went to the same coffee shop, and went up to get their drinks at the same time. Avery saw a Very Attractive man walking up to get a latte, which is fine. Until the Very Attractive man looks at Avery with wide eyes and says his name and it’s Derek’svoice-
Avery promptly spits his iced tea in Derek’s face. Jesus, this is what Derek looks like? This cannot be fair, how is Avery supposed to have a conversation when he’s looking into the prettiest golden eyes ever what the fuck-
Anyways, getting spit on by his crush was not on Derek’s bingo board for today If you wanna give minor spoilers, you could say if any of my silly headcanons are close to what actually happens?
From 🦋
(I am getting slightly less shy, I might not do annon if I do this again for chapter 6!)
omg HELLO i remember you :D nice to hear from you again !!!
i can't lie the 'blushing avery' thing came from 'what stupid nickname can chat give him over his obvious crush. i know.' and then everything else just came from that lol so yeahhhh the braincell was Very predictable i think.
in avery's defense he saw a lot of cute vibes art and somehow missed all the art of them making out maybe. i guess. idk i can't defend him he's just Like That (i say, as the writer). but yes derek absolutely was just like 'i mean. avery knows it's not for the views. that's all that matters' and avery started swooning.
actually lowkey i was considering more crashouts in general? like over the ragebaiting/the ship thing/etc but i wanted them to be happy... but yes in general derek is better at hiding the gay pining avery is terrible at it you see the vision.
why are your headcanons all so CUTE op. i want to write the alternative meetup so badly, this is so unfair, maybe i should turn this into a series just for that it would be so cute
he will in fact turn bright red during the meetup and there will in fact be a moment where derek thinks he broke avery and is just like. ? you good? the skateboard trick videos are basically canon i should really add that in just because. and yes some of your headcanons are Close ;) most of them are lowkey just canon but not explicitly in there atp tbf they're so silly i can so see that happening

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not a question but i hc chronically online champion avery to regularly like and repost slimeknight edits/fanart/etc (on tiktok mostly) so much that people's reactions go from "WDYM AVERYTHEMAYO SAW THIS??" to "here before avery finds this"
also avery casually mentioning he's commissioned an artist to make his stream starting/break/outro screen bc he's a fan of many of their works and most of the artist's stuff being slimeknight art
i just love the idea of slimeknight fan avery so much lmao like avery why are you in our house
CHRONICALLY ONLINE AVERY YES he's really just following artists and all and the fans keep looking at him like... avery... do you need to tell us something...
(writing down notes as we speak)
avery is Aware of the shipping and Profiting off of it. my favourite hc of all time.
At one point (I believe in chapter 3?) in the youtuber fic, Avery mentions that "he's this close to starting a fan account for Derek"
And idk why but that line was just incredibly funny to me, like of course he would consider it
Also he totally ended up doing that didn't he
at this point i think avery's main account is just slowly turning into derek fan content. . . avery is the ceo of d3rlord3 fanbase for real
(he totally did. it's not in the fic proper but yeah no he definitely has a second account to fanboy)
minor spoilers❓👁️👁️do tell
i mean... depends on what you want to know... i think the chapter name for step 6 is a dead giveaway so maybe not that... can i tell you that there's a scene in step 6 that's just heavy romance anime energy
also i added another line that's yanked straight from canon i couldn't help myself
does derek Know? about slimeknight??? this is a recurring question for me
also your slimeknight specifically reminds me of every summertime by niki
is it mean if i tell you to wait for step 7 because the answer's in there- /j /j /j (he's not /as/ chronically online as avery, but he's definitely been monitoring the online chatter since avery fell for the KIY ragebait just in case, sooooo make of that what you will)
i didn't recognise the name, so i found the song to listen to, and then once i heard it i was like 'omg THIS SONG' it's so cute this is such a compliment ty!!!!
anyone wants minor spoilers for 10-step guide /hj i take questions please yap to me in askbox (i'm just bored and i need to yap so i'm back on tumblr. i only come on to yap whoops)
working on it as we speak lowkey!

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I just saw an anon come into a gif-maker’s ask box and start with the phrase: “I’m trying not to spam your inbox with reblogs, but” and then go on to say how much they love the gifs.
But I’m still stuck on that opening phrase because…what? I am so confused by how people view interactions on tumblr & AO3 these days. Let me make it very clear for anyone who is unsure:
CREATORS WANT YOU TO INTERACT WITH THEIR WORK.
The limit does not exist on how many of their works you can interact with in a certain period.
If you like every fic they’ve ever written? Then feel free to give them all kudos and even leave a comment on every single one if you feel inclined! If you’re going through someone’s blog and you vibe with every post, like/reblog to your heart’s content!
As long as you’re not expecting something back from them or adding a ton of irrelevant comments, it’s not spam! It’s what this is all about!! I’m not even much of a creator and I still feel a huge sense of pride when I see a ton of notifications in a row from a person, as it clearly shows they thought my blog was worth spending time on.
And if for some reason a creator is annoyed by this (unlikely), they can manage their own experience (turn off notifs, not look at their notes, delete the fic, etc) -- so don’t deprive the majority of creators because of some imagined annoyed person. Fandom is a collaborative effort and we all must participate!
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Absorbed into fic
:D that is indeed the goal i like making characters happy
(glad you like it hehe)
I just read your 10 step guide Slimeknight fic
WHY ARE THEY SO CUTEA AAAAAA
HEHEHE >:) glad you're enjoying it!!!
packing all the fluff into this fic because we need to balance out all the angst... if canon is laufey's 'too little too late' then this fic is 'from the start' and 'lover girl' mixed into one ykyk
i just wanted them to be happy and then they took over and added in an extra splash of 'down bad' :p
The miniest comic ever based off of @until-openocean ‘s YouTuber AU slimeknight fic bc it’s so cute and awesome 🦐👍‼️
https://archiveofourown.org/works/84704091
They’re so goofy I love em sjjssjsj
HELLO??? MORE??? putting this in my mouth and running away as we speak i am delighted and very very very in awe
they're so CUTE and SILLY derek looks so fond and avery is (as always) internally gay panicking ahshfhsjdj AND THE LITTLE AVATARS
have i mentioned how much i love your art yet. because i love your art. thank you i will now take this and run away they're such SILLIES
Just saw the slimeknight mall AU ask and figured I’d give my two pence on the idea :p
I think it’d be funny if KiY is like, the owner or main funder of the mall and he just decided to check up on it in person for once for no real reason and happens upon Avery and is immediately charmed
Also KiY definitely makes it a competition between him and Derek on who can buy the most from Avery (Derek is two seconds away from punching this guy and Avery just thinks these two weirdos are really passionate about pretzels)
Of course, it’s Derek who’ll be winning Avery’s romantic affections, but KiY is still a weirdo who aggressively third-wheels, he’s petty enough for that I believe…
But yeah those were my thoughts hope you liked them :3 thanks for letting me yap
mall owner KiY is hilarious. the mall's called carcosa now i don't make the rules- derek absolutely glares daggers at KIY and avery doesn't care except that he thinks dead serious derek is lowkey attractive so actually maybe he kinda does a bit
whatever the opposite of wingmanning is is the KiY. the ultimate happy ending is both of them quit the mall jobs and drive off into the sunset together <3
(i personally like to think no matter what universe, the KiY is just highkey petty.)

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I’m gonna put this here and run away (there may be more to come 🦐👍)
also idk how you hc them irl so these are just my ones lolol
ASFDKJHDFSLJKH???? HELLO??? OP THE NOISE I MADE???? THERE'S F A N A R T NOW??? (how were your finals!!!)
re: hcs on appearance, i am keeping it pretty open in the au so PLEASE go ahead i love seeing people's different designs of them THIS IS SO CUTE THEY'RE SO SILLY OMG
don't mind me just crashing out in a good way oHHHHMYGOD THIS IS SO CUTE THANK YOU??????
Heyyyyyyyyyyy
I had a happy, cutesy slimeknight au idea that I wanted to share!
Idk if this is already a thing but it would be a mall au, where they both work at a mall. Avery would work at the food court (I can see him working at a pretzel place specifically) and Derek would work at a clothes store or a department store (forever 21 or JCPenney, can't decide which). Maybe the KIY could be one of their managers! Or a mall cop?
I have absolutely no ideas for plot. Maybe Derek keeps getting pretzels to tell to aver, but, plot twist, he doesn't like pretzels that much. Idk
Anywho, that's my fun little concept :D
ohmygod this is so cute. derek would absolutely go buy stuff from avery's workplace even if he didn't like it let's be so for real that man is Down Bad. they both keep finding reasons to run into each other totally-by-coincidence-really :p
can i suggest KIY as that one annoying asf customer who keeps bothering both of them for absolutely no reason whatsoever.