Greetings, I am once again here to be normal about avery's 10-step guide to getting a boyfriend, this time about chapter 5! I’m curious, were any details in chapter 5 were from me? Ik you said some were already in there, so I’m wondering abt
Avery getting flustered after being called “Aves”
On second thought I feel like this is us having the same braincell, and the braincell is delightfully predictable /lh
Yeah you dont come up with Averythetomato unless it was always in the plan
Derek really isn’t that worked up that some yellow jerk thinks he’s ’using’ Avery. He knows Avery doesnt think that, which is all that matters to him
If someone online questions his silence, he will say that. Avery stops breathing after reading “and that’s all that matters”
Derek is very touched by how intense avery is in his defenses, that he was offended that anyone would dare to question their friendship
HOW has avery missed the shipping until now
This actually makes my hc that he follows the slimeknight tag on tumblr even funnier, bc he somehow still missed that it was a ship
Also Derek knew about the shipping before he ever even spoke to Avery
They will be meeting up. The holy brain cell predicts it
Der looks up averythetomatoe and completely misinterprets the clip.
Derek had just a little hope that Aves liked him because Avery regularly uses their duo/ship name, slimeknight
And then he sees that Avery is horrified at the thought of being in a relationship with him.
Avery is hiding his face in horror, and Derek feels so guilty because he thinks Avery is so cute when he blushes so hard
“I didn’t think it was like, you know. Like that!” And Derek’s heart breaks a little bit.
“No one mention this to me again, I can’t believe it-” right, so Avery doesnt wanna talk about it. Derek is totally fine with that. Definitely. His heart breaks a little more
Derek is able to act normal in his gay pining and yearning after this
I have more details/headcanons :)
There is a video of avery landing a sick skateboard trick and Derek has watched it so many times
Avery is left handed, which bothers Derek a bit but he doesnt know why so he never mentions it
Avery is constantly worried he has somehow messed up his relationship with Der. Every time he expresses this or apologizes, Der falls a little further for the most considerate man he has ever met
After learning Dereks name, avery pronounces Der more like “dare” that “dur”
Ave knows what a duo name is, but doesn’t put it together that they’re being shipped and its so funny
When the meetup happens Avery is severely distracted because he genuinely for the life of him cant stop thinking about kissing Der. He’s staring at Der’s mouth and every touch short circuits him
Of course he turns bright red. Derek is concerned and does the “do you have a fever” thing and puts one hand on Avery’s jaw and presses the other to his forehead
Congratulations Der, ya broke him
Alternative meetup: they accidentally went to the same coffee shop, and went up to get their drinks at the same time. Avery saw a Very Attractive man walking up to get a latte, which is fine. Until the Very Attractive man looks at Avery with wide eyes and says his name and it’s Derek’svoice-
Avery promptly spits his iced tea in Derek’s face. Jesus, this is what Derek looks like? This cannot be fair, how is Avery supposed to have a conversation when he’s looking into the prettiest golden eyes ever what the fuck-
Anyways, getting spit on by his crush was not on Derek’s bingo board for today
If you wanna give minor spoilers, you could say if any of my silly headcanons are close to what actually happens?
(I am getting slightly less shy, I might not do annon if I do this again for chapter 6!)
omg HELLO i remember you :D nice to hear from you again !!!
i can't lie the 'blushing avery' thing came from 'what stupid nickname can chat give him over his obvious crush. i know.' and then everything else just came from that lol so yeahhhh the braincell was Very predictable i think.
in avery's defense he saw a lot of cute vibes art and somehow missed all the art of them making out maybe. i guess. idk i can't defend him he's just Like That (i say, as the writer). but yes derek absolutely was just like 'i mean. avery knows it's not for the views. that's all that matters' and avery started swooning.
actually lowkey i was considering more crashouts in general? like over the ragebaiting/the ship thing/etc but i wanted them to be happy... but yes in general derek is better at hiding the gay pining avery is terrible at it you see the vision.
why are your headcanons all so CUTE op. i want to write the alternative meetup so badly, this is so unfair, maybe i should turn this into a series just for that it would be so cute
he will in fact turn bright red during the meetup and there will in fact be a moment where derek thinks he broke avery and is just like. ? you good? the skateboard trick videos are basically canon i should really add that in just because. and yes some of your headcanons are Close ;) most of them are lowkey just canon but not explicitly in there atp tbf they're so silly i can so see that happening
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