The Big Guy

While talking with the Hobbits, Tom Bombadil puts on the One Ring. For a moment, all of the Nazgul burst into merry song. It is never discussed among them again.

YES GOOD

EMPLOYEES OF THE MONTH EVERY MONTH

Oh hey, it's me!

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

UH SCUSE an first of these things sound EXTREMLY ROOD

The bear is only wild and confused because someone just summoned it with a stick!

you: pistachio me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™

do you ever think about how weird it is that the moral of Frankenstein is kind of less just “graverobbing is weird and creepy” and more “take some fucking responsibility if you’re going to do so”

“if you’re going to create a large corpse son, you better be ready to love him”

@omgkatsudonplease @thebibliosphere this reminded me of you