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I’m deleting this blog. I’ve had fun y’all but I can’t keep doing this.
I’ll leave this up for 24 hours so y’all can save whatever you’d want to save or w/e.

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IF I had my way, I'd walk around naked a whole lot more. I always do so when I'm in a hotel room. Something about clothes just accent whats wrong with my body, but when I'm naked I feel like a nymph.
Hm. I supposed I understand that.
I like snacks without the wrapper anyways.
Did you ever regret making someone your herald?
“No. I carefully consider every candidate before doing something so drastic as making them a herald.”
Send “appease the monster” for a starter where your muse has been left out as a human sacrifice for my muse.
Send “sacrifice” for my muse to be the sacrifice to your muse.

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Terrible First Meeting Starters
For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!
“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!” “You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.” “Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” “I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” “Get out of my way before I move you myself.” “Please, let me out of here!” “You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.” “Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” “You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.” “You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” “Please, someone help!” “You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” “Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!” “I’m sorry if I hurt you.” “Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!” “I’ve never seen anything like you before.” “Stand right there and don’t get any closer!” “Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.” “Ugh, my head. What happened to us?” “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” “If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.” “Holy shit. What have you done?!” “Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?” “Don’t panic, I can explain!” “I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.” “I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.” “Who are you? Where are you taking me?!” “This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.” “What the hell was that thing back there?!” “There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!” “Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!” “You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.” “I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.” “If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.” “Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.” “Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” “I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.” “Fuck off, this is private property!” “I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.” “Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?” “Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.” “That isn’t your blood. What did you do?” “I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!” “Come with me. I want to show you something.” “You’re not going to eat me, are you?” “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” “Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.” “You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.” “Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!” “I’m sorry if I scared you.” “I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.” “I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?” “We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.” “Let go of me!” “I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.” “You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!” “I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!” “Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”
Unicron purrs, optics shut, rather like an overgrown cybercat.
And then he snorts and shifts, rolling over almost on top of Megatron.
Megatron grunts, not displeased with the change of position, before chuckling and shaking his helm. “Careful, Unicron, or you’ll set a bad example for Ravage. He already demands pets and attention at inopportune times.”
Ravage gasps, purrs loudly then rolls atop the planet-eater. Flopping on his back and batting up at the air.
“IS BIG HORNED KITTEH?”
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“Oh.”
Unicron blinks, staring at Ravage over his shoulder.
“You’re tiny. And white.”
The Unmaker sighs, and then gives him pets.
“I’ve made my life choices, Megatron, I can’t undo that.”
“Don’t give me that!” Megatron mock-chides and wags a digit in Unicron’s direction. “I’ve heard other species call us ‘Transformers’ - based on our ability to change, to transform, ourselves. If you will it, I think, there’s nothing you can’t undo. Your nickname is the Unmaker for a reason. But, for what it’s worth, I like you exactly as you are.”
Ravage, who is eagerly arching into the pets and rumbling in contentment, seems to concur. “YES. BIG, HORNED, NICE KITTEH FRIEND.”
He nudges his nose-plating into Unicron’s frame in a gesture akin to a helm-bump. “WE CAN HELP NEW FRIEND, MAYBE?”
Unicron huffs, playing along with the mock chiding. “Don’t point that finger at me, I’ll bite it.” He adds, mostly joking.
“I don’t know what you could help me with besides looking adorable, Ravage.”
So, are all your mech you control have mate or some of them single?
“It’s up to them wether to take a mate or not, under most circumstances. Occasionally I will have two of my stronger heralds come together to create offspring, but that’s rare.”
REBLOG IF YOU WANT ANONS.
Unicron purrs, optics shut, rather like an overgrown cybercat.
And then he snorts and shifts, rolling over almost on top of Megatron.
Megatron grunts, not displeased with the change of position, before chuckling and shaking his helm. “Careful, Unicron, or you’ll set a bad example for Ravage. He already demands pets and attention at inopportune times.”
Ravage gasps, purrs loudly then rolls atop the planet-eater. Flopping on his back and batting up at the air.
“IS BIG HORNED KITTEH?”
“Oh.”
Unicron blinks, staring at Ravage over his shoulder.
“You’re tiny. And white.”
The Unmaker sighs, and then gives him pets.
“I’ve made my life choices, Megatron,I can’t undo that.”

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Anyways, I got some pastels today so I decided I would start using them with a drawing of First Aid!
Send for MY muse’s reaction to finding them in one (or more) of these states:
WARNING: Triggering topics. Feel free to change and add to your heart content to include extra information for the prompt when you send.
[Breaking Phone] My muse is smashing their phone to pieces and your muse sees them doing it.
[Breaking something] My muse is breaking things in their way and your muse rushes to the noise.
[Coughing Blood] for injury or medical reason, your muse stumbles upon my muse coughing blood.
[Cutting hair] My muse is cutting their hair and your muse finds them doing it.
[Drowsiness] My muse is barely able to keep their eyes open and refusing to admit that they are sleep, nodding occasionally.
[Gun Point] My muse is pointing a gun to their head and your muse manages to come in before they shoot.
[Hallucinating] My muse is hallucinating about something/someone and your muse finds them in that state.
[Hyperventilating] My muse going through emotional stress which gets to them, causing them to develop a fever and may faint.
[Masturbating] My muse is masturbating somewhere and your muse walks on them.
[Puff puff] My muse is doing drug and by chance your muse stumbles upon them.
[Rage kill] My muse in a rage state, killed someone in front of your muse or your muse stumbled upon them.
[Removing a blade/bullet/arrow] My muse is removing something out of their body due to an injury and your muse finds them bleeding because of it.
[Shaking up] My muse is shaking up a leaf (cold or scared) and your muse finds them.
[Standing on a ledge] My muse is standing somewhere high and attempting to jump when your muse catches them in the act.
[Throwing up after seeing a nightmare] My muse runs to the bathroom to throw up after relieving one of their worst nightmares and your muse catches mine throwing up because of it.
[Throwing up after excessive drinking] My muse drank too much than they should and now they are throwing up in a corner by themself.
[Ugly Sobbing] My muse is crying their eyes out and your muse spots them.
[Yelling loudly until their voice cracks] My muse is yelling at something/one or at your muse.
[Waking up after fainting] My muse fainted and started to come to their senses when your muse finds them.
I have a stupid, stupid idea, but the only way I can even begin to explain it is just ‘the sweeps have become Catholic’
OKAY SO
rung regularly tries to shield the sweeps from the worst of the council’s habits of lashing out and breaking shit, because of course he does, he’s rung and the sweeps are doing their best
and he also does what he can to patch them up after they get hurt or if they get worn out, much to the bemusement and dislike of the Council
but I think it would be very funny if, in the process of this, these poor cold constructed janitorial drones end up fuckin leaving rung offerings. little bits of things, like medical supplies they swiped or things collected after other mecha at the cog were done with them. and accidentally discover religion in the process, which is even funnier when you consider that rung is in fact literally, actually primus
I HONESTLY CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS AND THE IMPLICATIONS OF SWEEP INTELLIGENCE SELF-AWARENESS AND PSYCHOLOGY
HERES AN ARTICLE ABOUT THE IMPACT OF RELIGION ON EARLY HUMANOID DEVELOPMENT AND SOCIETY
BASICALLY THE ABILITY TO CREATE A FORMAL, RITUALIZED CODA OF SPIRITUALITY IS LIKE. GAME CHANGING FOR INTELLIGENT LIFE. BECAUSE IT IMPLIES THE BRAIN HAS ENOUGH POWER AND DEVELOPMENT TO COMPREHEND SOME REALLY ADVANCED AND SPECIFIC CONCEPTS THAT REQUIRE THE ABILITY TO PERCEIVE ONESELF IN THE CONTEXT OF OTHERS, WHICH IS A BUILDING BLOCK OF LARGE SCALE SOCIETAL SETTLEMENT
IM SORRY FOR YELLING BUT THIS LITERALLY WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE
EVERY TIME THE COUNCIL DESTROYS A SWEEP AND MAKES A NEW ONE, THAT NEW SWEEP IS SLIGHTLY MORE SELF AWARE AND INTELLIGENT, LIKE AN ENTIRE CADRE OF JANETS BUT YOU HAVE LIKE 400 ACTIVE AT ONE TIME AND THEYRE ALL CAPABLE OF TALKING TO EACH OTHER AND LEARNING FROM EACH OTHER/A CENTRAL DATA UPLINK
ITS A MICROCOSM OF ADAPTATION!!! TRANSFORMERS, BABEY
OH THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
this needs to be a meme format solely because knowing the context of the original makes anything you put in the first box 100x funnier
Comedy fucking gold I’m sorry
That was the plot twist I expected but still made me laugh

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I’m feeling ridiculously depressed today. So some of you might get a Scourge in your inbox. Because the big bat boy brings me joy.
Or a fort max because he is also just serotonin in robot form.
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Oops!
Chromium shoots up, optic wide. “I’m sorry!! Are you okay?!”
She doesn’t move for several seconds.
“Ow……I think so??” she tries to move and yelps. “Nope. Nope.”
“Uhhhhhhhh”
What to do, what to do?
“What should I do?? Do I move you, do I not??”