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till deactivation do us part

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

Why is it that when you start eating eggs you also have to suffer a race against time before your brain decides to make eating eggs unbearable

it’s literally 2016 why did i just come across a buzzfeed video about snacks that “only 90s kids will recognize” like….. i watched the video and one of the snacks was literally a can of coke….. they poured a can of coke into a glass… 

But did you recognize it?

“tom holland’s peter parker is a nerd”…. I have to laugh. I HAVE to laugh. tobey maguire’s peter parker did not wear the highest prescription glasses, run after the school bus while all the kids and the bus driver laughed at him, wave at people that weren’t waving at him, blurt out random science facts when no one was listening, work for the school newspaper and carry a clunky camera around all while wearing dad!polos over white tee shirts to be disrespected like that

He’s a modern nerd…. like that is what a lot of nerd dress and act like nowadays because we’re all depressed and learned nobody gives a shit so we mostly stay quiet

wow this is mindbowling

if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me