A Dumbass™

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

love when im playing Ace Attorney and i have no idea wtf going on and Phoenix pulls out some “actually 😏 i have the evidence here 📄 to prove you commit the crime ☝️” and im like fuck we do?

major in bullshitting with a minor in talking out of my ass

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

I hope this cat didnt kill any of those birds .

wow you actually found a practical use for that reaction image

holy shit

with my school teachers it was like “omg they’re so cool i wanna be their friend!” but with university lecturers it’s like “they’re endearing and i love them like cats but are they okay because i think they know too much about 18th century german literature to survive in the world”

what, you can’t know who friedrich schiller is and also change a tire?

literally no

this would have worked better if I personally knew how to change a tire

Thank you! I’ve been looking for the TERF-free version of this.

…Do we know how this affects trans folks who still have their uterus?

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

keeping wild animals as pets is bad. except me. let me into your house

It Will Come Back by Hozier core