number one dinkle fan

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

its been 12 years

13 years

14 years

15 years

16 years

Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17

Loss is an adult now!

You can lie when you name things

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

im like sonic and how he drops his rings when they get hit but instead of rings its blood and it hurts me to lose it

i just found a 9,000,000 leaf clover

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

soimething purple just happened

(unfamiliar with Sir Mix-a-lot) I am pleased to hear your baby returned safely

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad