Unsound Uzi

Pray tell, what kind of items do you have in your home?

You claimed to have cats in your home, I recall. Is that correct? What kinds of cats? Any black ones? How do they behave? Are they unusually curious, unusually conscious? Any birds? Any crows? A phoenix perhaps? Booze and psychoactive drugs, those don’t help your situation I hope you realize. What kind of music is played in your home? Certain spells can be activated through notes emitted by specific instruments and when dealing with the vastness and density that is our universe, musical notes hold as much weight as a rock when tossed into the ocean. 

Shit yeah, we got a black cat, Kuro. She’s jus’ fluffy n loves to show it off, dunno if that’s weird enough f'ya. Nee birds. We got axolots though. An’ a ferret.

Would you be willing to allow me to examine her eyes, Kiriyama? I would not have pinned you to be an animal boy, I have to admit. Axolotls and ferrets are useless outside of their abundantly cute looks. 

Hn. Guess I should be acting like myself now, instead of Ryu.

Negatory. Listen, these things don’t just lift one to a higher mental plane, they expand the mind, open it up, and render it susceptible to evil influence and infiltration. I use my brain plenty, you creature. I also do not entertain delusion. Do you really think that what I speak of is a delusion? Do you really want to squawk that word at the only being you know who can assist you? You are living dead, creature boy, that alone is proof that possibilities are without limit.

if… yer don’ shut the fuck up iz going to kick yer brain’stem an’ drink’a lotta JD and throw th’ bottle at.. yer. 

Hahaha. Are you implying that I hurt the boy? I should hurt you for saying that.

oi! don’ go threatn’in’ er’ like that. sh’s jus’ tryn’a help iz er w’tever. calm down, w’need er’ an’ er’ heart is in th’right place. thank’yer fer yer service.

Pray tell, what kind of items do you have in your home?

You claimed to have cats in your home, I recall. Is that correct? What kinds of cats? Any black ones? How do they behave? Are they unusually curious, unusually conscious? Any birds? Any crows? A phoenix perhaps? Booze and psychoactive drugs, those don’t help your situation I hope you realize. What kind of music is played in your home? Certain spells can be activated through notes emitted by specific instruments and when dealing with the vastness and density that is our universe, musical notes hold as much weight as a rock when tossed into the ocean. 

Shit yeah, we got a black cat, Kuro. She’s jus’ fluffy n loves to show it off, dunno if that’s weird enough f'ya. Nee birds. We got axolots though. An’ a ferret.

Would you be willing to allow me to examine her eyes, Kiriyama? I would not have pinned you to be an animal boy, I have to admit. Axolotls and ferrets are useless outside of their abundantly cute looks. 

Hn. Guess I should be acting like myself now, instead of Ryu.

Negatory. Listen, these things don’t just lift one to a higher mental plane, they expand the mind, open it up, and render it susceptible to evil influence and infiltration. I use my brain plenty, you creature. I also do not entertain delusion. Do you really think that what I speak of is a delusion? Do you really want to squawk that word at the only being you know who can assist you? You are living dead, creature boy, that alone is proof that possibilities are without limit.

if… yer don’ shut the fuck up iz going to kick yer brain’stem an’ drink’a lotta JD and throw th’ bottle at.. yer. 

Pray tell, what kind of items do you have in your home?

You claimed to have cats in your home, I recall. Is that correct? What kinds of cats? Any black ones? How do they behave? Are they unusually curious, unusually conscious? Any birds? Any crows? A phoenix perhaps? Booze and psychoactive drugs, those don’t help your situation I hope you realize. What kind of music is played in your home? Certain spells can be activated through notes emitted by specific instruments and when dealing with the vastness and density that is our universe, musical notes hold as much weight as a rock when tossed into the ocean. 

Shit yeah, we got a black cat, Kuro. She’s jus’ fluffy n loves to show it off, dunno if that’s weird enough f'ya. Nee birds. We got axolots though. An’ a ferret.

Would you be willing to allow me to examine her eyes, Kiriyama? I would not have pinned you to be an animal boy, I have to admit. Axolotls and ferrets are useless outside of their abundantly cute looks. 

Hn. Guess I should be acting like myself now, instead of Ryu.

Negatory. Listen, these things don’t just lift one to a higher mental plane, they expand the mind, open it up, and render it susceptible to evil influence and infiltration. I use my brain plenty, you creature. I also do not entertain delusion. Do you really think that what I speak of is a delusion? Do you really want to squawk that word at the only being you know who can assist you? You are living dead, creature boy, that alone is proof that possibilities are without limit.

if... yer don’ shut the fuck up iz going to kick yer brain’stem an’ drink’a lotta JD and throw th’ bottle at.. yer. 

Pray tell, what kind of items do you have in your home?

You claimed to have cats in your home, I recall. Is that correct? What kinds of cats? Any black ones? How do they behave? Are they unusually curious, unusually conscious? Any birds? Any crows? A phoenix perhaps? Booze and psychoactive drugs, those don’t help your situation I hope you realize. What kind of music is played in your home? Certain spells can be activated through notes emitted by specific instruments and when dealing with the vastness and density that is our universe, musical notes hold as much weight as a rock when tossed into the ocean. 

Shit yeah, we got a black cat, Kuro. She’s jus’ fluffy n loves to show it off, dunno if that’s weird enough f'ya. Nee birds. We got axolots though. An’ a ferret.

Would you be willing to allow me to examine her eyes, Kiriyama? I would not have pinned you to be an animal boy, I have to admit. Axolotls and ferrets are useless outside of their abundantly cute looks. 

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