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you give me short person vibes, thatās my assumption. Maybe I just want some vertically-challenged solidarity idk
ouch no need to call me out like that?? /vvsilly
YES I'm short I am the shortest of most of my friend groups I am definitely the shortest in my family my younger brother (YOUNGERRRRR BROTHER) is like five inches taller than me it's uh. it's pretty tough /silly
you know, when I was younger, I never thought one of the things I would relate to from the stories I read would be the characters putting out buckets to catch the rain from the leaks in the roof and yet. Here I am with my army of bowls.
Somebody arguing with me about the Red Festival in 2026, 28 dead 492 injured
I think the funniest bit is that if the Red Festival happened IRL, Techno wouldn't even go to jail, like, legally he would be in the clear. My man has - BY LAW - not done anything wrong
It's honestly not that complicated. The TLDR is that the law has a caveat for crimes committed under duress.
The longer explanation is that if you commit a crime under duress (aka you felt forced to do so by a third party), you can use this in court, and if your defense stands, you will not be convicted of said crime.
In the case of the Red Festival, there's an (in my opinion) very solid case that Techno was acting under duress. In criminal law, somebody will be considered as acting under physical duress when the following requirements are met:
The threat made to the person committing the crime must be of serious bodily harm or death
We know that the threat made to Techno if he refused to execute Tubbo was death.
The threatened harm must be greater than the harm caused by the crime
('The crime' in this case, for ease's sake, will only be shooting Tubbo, not what Techno did right after by shooting into the crowd, since that was not pre-planned even by the CCs)
The threatened harm for Techno was death, and thus technically equal to the harm caused by the crime (Tubbo's death), which in a real case of duress would muddy the waters a bit... EXCEPT that we explicitly know Techno only had one canon life and he was aware that Tubbo had multiple lives left. Since cTechno confirmed this weighed into his decision, I feel like the threatened harm (perma death) was thus greater than the harm caused (losing one life of several).
The threat must be immediate and inescapable
Again, this one is straightforward. Techno was aware Schlatt or somebody else would try to kill him if he refused. He could not run away or easily escape, and he even stalled for time to try and postpone so his allies could help.
The defendant must have become involved in the situation through no fault of their own
Also simple. Bro did not want to be there /lh
MY CLIENT WAS ACTING UNDER DURESS AND I WANT HIM ACQUITED
have you seen the giggs dnd perception check animatic
I just found it and I have watched it like five times in a row itās amazing
BOY HAVE I SHKDJHSDS thats oomf!!!!
the animatic everyone watch it if you somehow havent ā
Really enjoyed GIGGS DND session, couldn't stop thinking about it, so here we are!I meant to finish this sooner, but got sick halfway/ you c
ray did an amazingg job with it its so funny skhdkjshds

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I do not have the braincells for my ao3 comment just yet, but I needed to say this
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*deep inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Thank you for your time
LMAOOOO
why thank you very much za Iām so glad you enjoyed :DDDD
thank you so much for reading!!!!!!!! <333
Ok but really working off my last post- i love the aftermath of horror movie scenarios. The āwhat the fuck just happenedā sort of vibe. The lingering nightmares. Wilbur bearing scars from that night and techno hearing wilās screams in his sleep. Phil gets a little nervous when needing to drive the backroads again, Tommy kinda avoids riding his bike anymore. They all visit each other and start staying close because thereās this mutual understanding of yeah i know why you have that shotgun beside your bed. Why you have that knife under your pillow. Why you cant go near the forest anymore. You think you hear things outside the door at night, too, donāt you?
They sit next to each other some nights and reassure each other that itās nothing. Theyāre fine. Theyāre together so itās fine. Techno still has a hand on that shotgun though. Phil has his car keys in his pocket and never lets his gas tank go low. Tommy keeps them all in his sight in order to quiet the fear of being left behind, and wilbur keeps a knife on his belt in order to make sure he gets a fighting chance if heās ever grabbed again. Theyāre all kinda traumatized maybe.
Okay, not to be the person who adds Kristin to every dynamic but I am a Kristin enjoyer and I will add her to every dynamic and this is giving me the endorphins so
Kristin as Phil's wife (obvs) who doesn't Understand what happened, but knows enough about her husband to know that was Not a Fucking Bear Attack and treats Phil's new ... Quirks... with the appropriate gravity and matter of factness they deserve.
Kristin who got a call from the hospital hours after Phil should have been home, Phil panicked and asking if she's okay, please say she's okay, please say you're safe sweetheart. Yes, of course she's fine, what's wrong? Why are you at a hospital? What happened??? ... There was a bear attack, he says, slowly, after thirty agonizing seconds. Bullshit, she thinks, but in the way that means she's never gonna ask him again unless he brings it up.
Kristin who only ever forgets to refill the tank Once after Phil has to talk himself down from a panic attack after seeing it less than half a tank.
Kristin who comes down one too many times to Phil staring at their back door with a haunted expression and fiddling with his phone, trying not call someone.
Kristin who greets Techno and Tommy and Wilbur without a qualm whenever any of them, alone or in a group, descend on her and her husband and act like they've been there forever for however long they stay, mostly because it's the only time she sees Phil relax for the first few months at least is when they're in eyesight, even if he starts to rolls his eyes and gently poke fun at how often they all come over. They poke back at him just as gently and Kristin almost cries with relief the first time one of them makes a dark joke about bear attacks. It's been years since it happened and finally, finally, they're starting to heal.
Kristin who helps Wilbur find an apartment in town, who gently suggests Techno is also looking for a place and might like a roommate. Kristin who happily signs Tommy's permission slip to avoid the summer camping trip in the state park when Phil was busy at work. Kristin who starts to think of all of them as "her boys".
Kristin who slowly pieces together the story. Sometimes over hearing, sometimes being told, sometimes by inference.
Kristin who comes home one time to all four men standing before an easel. There's a tarp on the floor and buckets of paint and a big canvas and all her boys are up to their elbows in house paint of different colors. She says hi but otherwise doesn't bother them since they seem to be having an argument. She hears something about art therapy and decides she wants no part of this. It's the next morning when she finally sees the picture and it kind of boggles her mind a bit.
"That's... Is that?" She asks.
"It's a bear," her boys respond, in unison.
Bullshit, she thinks but in a way that's not sure what it is or how she could even quantify it.
"... Yup," she agrees, part of her brain shutting down in fear even from canvas and paint. "That's a bear."
āyou canāt just leave undefeated monsters lying around, someone might trip on them.ā
Yknow what im thinking about
The specific scenario of sbi getting into a horror movie situation and immediately bonding over the life and death situation thatās getting thrown directly on their heads
The SPECIFIC SCENARIO of twinsduo screaming and running for their life through the forest in order to get away from something that is NOT a bearā and like seven hours ago they barely knew each otherās name, right now theyāre frantically pulling at each other and screaming each otherās names in order to get over a cliff and get to safety
Philās driving along the back roads and hearing some faint commotion and he pokes his head out and sees wil and techno both stumbling and falling out into the open road, completely covered in bloodā theyre immediately getting up and climbing into phils car and just screaming āFUCKING DRIVEā while something in the distance starts to get closer and closer
Wilbur is swearing and bleeding out in the backseat, techno is fumbling with phils cell phone trying to call 911, phil is looking in the rearview mirror going āwhat the fuck is thatā ādont look at it dont LOOK at it DRIVE FASTER-ā and then they drive straight into town and nearly pancake tommy, who is just trying to ride his bike here man- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT- and now techno is opening the passenger door and dragging tommy inside and telling phil to GO GO NOW-
Tommyās mildly concerned that he just got kidnapped but heās too overstimulated to even worry about it, technoās shoving him into the back where wilbur is in fact still bleeding out btw and Tommyās screaming over that and the thing he can see through the window chasing them while Techno is giving up on calling the police because your reception is AWFUL, phil, oh my god of all times- and Phil isnt listening he is breaking several road laws just trying to get across town and get out of range from whatever the fuck is behind them, and then in hearing Tommy scream āoh my god DID YOU GET STABBED??ā To wilbur, he realizes they should maybe hit a hospital before wilbur literally dies in his truck so he makes the decision to make a sharp turn without warning in order to both stay away from that Thing and to GET TO A HOSPITAL
They eventually get to a hospital. And they get away safely. And theyāre all a bit traumatized and coming off of adrenaline and they donāt really know what happened so they lie and say it was a bear attack (even though they all know that was not a bear) and so now Tommyās sitting next to phil, blood on both their hands from trying to slow wilburās bleeding earlier as techno ran in to get a nurse, and the receptionist mistakenly thought Phil was Tommyās dad, but neither of them are denying it because they dont need to be going through that entire āwait do you know this guyā situation rn.
Techno comes out of Wilburās room like āok heās gonna be fine they said, he lost like a lot of blood but heāll recover.ā And philās like. Wait are you both family? And techno is like so i met that guy yesterday actually. Tommy is like what the fuck even happened. Technoās ignoring that question. For the sake of his mental health. Wilbur can take visitors now btw.
They stay with wilbur for the remainder of the night, and tommy is like man you guys completely smashed my bike. Phil: weāll buy you a new one. Techno: and we saved your life?? Have priorities. Wilbur is slightly half awake and asking if itās over and theyāre all kinda unsure what exactly Happened but yeah weāre fine. Itās gone. You can sleep. They stay with him and stay with each other because theyāre mildly scared to go back out into the early morning darkness
The week after they all immediately start visiting each other on a whim because āonly you understand the fucking nightmares i get at night from what that thing was and also if i have to lie one more time about how it was a bear i think im gonna lose itā
Hello darling! I know for a fact you have a DSMP superhero/supervillain AU; so would you like to tell me what Tubboās superpower is? Or Puffyās, if youād like?
Iād ask you about Tommyās power, but those seem to complicated to explain without hand gestures ;)
-Dea <3
ack, my plan to silently post the fic and then cringe away has been foiled
also, just for clarification for everyone else, while i am kinda working on the series (because it will be a series, and itās lookinā like a pretty big one), it will be a while before I have anything to post because draft 2 of the first fic is fighting me massively.
Tubboās power is technology manipulation via electricity! Basically, he can send out electric signals to a device to make it do what he wants, or he can just send out a big burst of energy to fry it completely. His control weakens the further away from him the device is; so a computer right next to him he could dig into the software to delete a file, but a time bomb a block away he couldnāt do anything with (this fact definitely isnāt plot relevant. Nooo, not at all)
Puffyās powers im not fully settled on? Like, i know theyāre gonna be water/storm related, but beyond that im still thinking/open to suggestions. (I also need to tie the Church of Prime in somehow, but that could possibly go to a different character)
thank you for the ask! Jokes aside, I do enjoy talking about this au of mine, im just not entirely sure what to say

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You know how most people see each of the hermits and lifers as some sort of hybrid? What kind of hybrid would you be, and what are your traits?
I'm a blue jay and I would have wings and ear wings and probably little face feathers as my physical traits.
I can also shift into a blue jay :)
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I'm not sure if this counts as a hybrid but my persona is canonically fae and has pointed ears as her physical trait. I'm not sure if fae have wings tbh. If they do then she does and vice versa. I'll do some research.
dammit I don't have my tags list on this device... I'll do more tags in the morning maybe.
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I would be a goat 100%
Or a Geep, which is a crossbreed between sheep and goats
Actually geep sounds fun
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oooo I like this idea!
hmmm⦠I think I would definitely be an avian hybrid⦠probably a magpie :D for physical characteristics Iād say wings obviously, sharper teeth, and some feathers around my hair! Headwings are fun but I like my earrings too much⦠maybe pointed ears though :}
ooo I really want to draw this now :DDDD
This is awesome youāre all getting tagged (/nf and open tags as well! Hope I didnāt doubletag)
can. can I say gremlin or is that not allowed
if that's not allowed probably a moth? or a caterpillar. (specific type of moth would be a hawk moth)
so wings and antenna and et cetera!
this lil' m8 specifically
+open tags!!
Iād be some kind of fox, either an arctic for or a red one! Iād have big twitchy ears, and a bushy tail I could smack people in the face with
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my crab tree got The Cobwebs, so itās time to dig out the electric tree pruners
VERSES
(inspired by jimmys video were he duels every life series winner! bonus solo images also)
hybrid headcanons for Grian? (Heās my favorite hermit)
I'm so sorry I am so late to this one but I'M HERE!! Grian was the first Minecraft Youtuber I watched ever so he has such a special place in my heart. I'll admit I have been trapped in the avian Grian cage for ages so coming up with different hybrid headcanons for him was really fun!!
Ok so, this is a cop out because it's a bird, but my first Grian hybrid headcanon is a passenger pigeon. I've had pigeon Grian in my head ever since the post office bit he did in Hermitcraft. Specifically a passenger pigeon because they're extinct and I like that lore implication for Grian :D
another hybrid headcanon that I think is really cute for Grian is a jerboa!! I love the ridiculous ears and tail. they also have the same dizzying dark eyes. It's a tiny void creature that belongs in the desert!
I think serval Grian could also be really cute?? it with the ears?? idk why but I'm drawn to slightly unusual animals for him. I want him to be creature.
My last option for Grian is the fallow deer, who keeps his fawn spots and looks like he's wearing a red jumper. I think he'd be really cute with little fawn freckles on his face and some silly antlers :D
The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and theyāre frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.
Iām sorry but thatās thinking way too small, hear me out:
We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.
Think about it⦠whoās the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a momentās notice?
It aināt Kermit

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I love your art! Your rendering style is so soft, and your rustarium au (hope I spelled that right) reminds me of some old childrenās books Iāve read, the ones that are just a little off the wall in a good way
Thank you! :D Also it always makes me happy when someone mentions rustarium so... Thank you again! :3 š
I think it's funny world-building how like, so at the center of Life we've got Water. Arguably The most important resource. Colorless transparent substance that molds to any container and we die without it and quickly. And all organic functions of society hinge on its availability. Could fight a ton of wars over this thing.
And well beyond organic life, modern society's great human invention is the Electronic Magic. Our greatest minds invented the Electronic Magic and it sends information around the world instantly. Our infrastructure our economy our modern life, minute by minute by minute, hinges on utilizing the great Lighting Technology.
BUT āļøāļøāļøāļøāļøāļø DO NOT. DO NOT EVER. get the magical Elixir Substance of Life and Living and Healing, Water, IN the Electronic Device. The water keeps you alive critically but it KILLS the Electronic Device instantly and catastrophically. This Says something.