"you should be at the club" i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be at the moon. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care.

british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it

i literally live 10 miles from shitterton and i can confirm that the council had to replace all of their signs with rocks because they kept getting stolen.

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

All I’m saying is if I ever got my hands on you, I’d be committing sins for religions that haven’t even been invented yet

i know a heart shaped object hates to see me coming

THE INTIMACY OF BEING SILLY TOGETHER.