open spirit

“Twinkle lights. I need to devour the twinkle lights…”

Gotta get in the holiday spirit with cats!

oh my god I can’t stop crying

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

if it’s not a “my parents adore you” and “my sister asked if you were coming to her soccer game” or even a “babe you are doing so good, i can’t wait to see how far you’ll go in life” kinda love then i don’t want it

Wholesome 💓

sundress no panties 

grey sweats no boxers

Burger no pickles

WHAT WHAT WHAT

Oh my god, she was GORGEOUS. 

WAIT WHAT WHAT’S GOING ON

If y’all ever thought Minerva was anything short of stunning when she was young, you have been fooled. This witch was a heart breaker, and could spell circles around anyone. Brains and beauty with that lovely lady.

Ok, but didn’t JK Rowling say that she has this whole unused back story where McGonagall had a tragic muggle love in her past?

OMG

It’s on pottermore! She has actually a very tragic backstory about the multiple loves she had.