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Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

I’ve started listening to the book project Hail Mary and frankly there’s no room in the plot of this book for that man everyone seems to be shipping Grace with so I decided to look it up and apparently instead of letting a character not have a romantic interest y’all have yoinked a character out of some kind of Markiplier project

This is the goddamned Jack Frost and Elsa situation all over again

gun to your head, you HAVE to make an R-rated scooby doo movie. What do you do

completely normal silly movie but shaggy hits a bong in every scene

its a different bong each time BTW

ten minute lesbian scene between velma and daphne

Fred says Fuck, two times

I love what we've done with the word "ratatouille." It's kinda like how we fucked up the popular understanding of the word inception, except we borrowed a word from a language we usually copy 1:1 and assigned it a wildly unrelated meaning. Hell with the tomatoes. Steer that man by his hair.

Pussy*

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Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

the gay thoughts are back

saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

This feels like one of those posts that’s a classic 2014 tumblr post, but it was actually made 16 hours ago

do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this

why did you take this screenshot in a sinister fog?

tumblr should have a gunshot sound push notification when a mutual deactivates

Sorry of her i mean her

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.