kristin

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

where did it go?

"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

why is shooting ur shot (friendship edition) so much harder than shooting ur shot (romantic edition). babygirl i wanna befriend u so bad

okay im remembering this painting of like a tiny dog sitting in a big red armchair. and it was painted in 1920 by a german guy and the title was like augustus or claudius or something hearkening back to past imperial grandeur. does anyone know what im talking about searching “german dog sitting in chair painting” just gets me a bunch of bad photoshop novelty wall art ripping off dogs playing poker

Where the FUCK is “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”

excuse me papa i must go for my postmodern malaise walk

making my humidifier and dehumidifier participate in a cruel and pointless war

You wouldn't last a day on sudoku app extreme difficulty

When you can’t find the good put it there!!! Put! it! there!

i dont know how to explain it exactly but the concepts of debt and “deserving things” are both fake in the exact same way. the natural world and perhaps true human nature do not function in ways of owing…there are no prerequisites to receiving. u do not have to pay anything special to be worthy of experiencing good things.

got my november trends mixed up so i accidentally nutted 50k times and didn't write a single word

they should invent a myself that isn't at its limit