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as a disabled person, i know what it’s like to not be able to work. that’s why this disability pride month i’m partnering with every single printer,

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

Since Google is useless now I propose the new phrase "Wikipedia is free" when someone tries to derail a post they know jack shit about

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

my birthday is in july! :)

really good decision i made this weekend was going to see backrooms and then afterwards sneaking into a showing of the new jackass movie in an incredibly effective double feature we referred to as Jackrooms or alternatively Backass. both movies start with grainy camcorder footage of some dipshit getting injured except one of them is a nameless character getting chased by a scary backrooms monster and the other is johnny knoxville shooting himself in the chest at point blank with a real gun

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday