Random Thoughts

Today I said Hypotheoretically and I am not sure why.

When they arrive, do not resist for they are your greatest friend and deepest comfort.

I wish to sleep amongst the flowers and grass in an infinite meadow underneath the stars, but I am allergic to grass and have really bad allergies.

I keep buying pots because they are cute and I love them, but I am not buying plants for them. I just have a lot of pots because my singular plant gives me enough anxiety as it is.

Sometimes I forget people actually see these posts.

Oh, to be a Rolly Polly and have the fetal position actually help.

The gnomes are coming

I had a weird idea that I have decided not to share as it is weird.

life go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Death is but a suggestion for those living a life of purgatory.

My paranoia shows itself in weird ways sometimes. An example: I was walking to my car from work and there was someone walking behind me who was just minding their own business and my first thought was 'huh, wouldn't it be funny if this guy behind me was going to rob me?' I just laughed and walked faster. To be fair, the sun is already set when I leave work usually.

My twin got a tattoo a bit ago and said it felt like they were using an electric toothbrush under their skin.

Why do people ask their neighbors for sugar in the movies? I feel like that is weird? It is, right?

I once wrote "HAHA" a million times on my arm a few years back because whenever I looked at it, it would send me into a giggle fit. My friends thought I was crazy.

The lungs are the balloons of the body.