Name a class black mommas have to take before becoming a parent
Identifying BooBoo the Foo 101
You got some McDonalds Money? 101 which is usually followed up with We Got That at the House-ology
Identifying your childâs name: how not to call Tiffany , Sakeena , and Jalondra in the same sentenceđđđ
I Know You Heard Me: Speech 300 Who You Think You Talking To: Philosophy 202 Cause You Be On That Phone: Sociology 102 Didnât đ I đ Tell đ Yo đ Ass đ⌠: Music 101 Stay Outta Grow Folks: Business 400
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I Brought You In This World: Physiology 2100 And Iâll Take You Out: Forensics 2130
How Many Bills You Pay In This House? : Economics 201
Do I Have To Go Up To That School? - Behavioural Science 101. So Tell Me The Story One More Time - Logic 200
Donât touch my fucking air conditioner: Thermodynamics 101
You must think money grow on trees: Economics 101 & Dendrology 201
If I come in there and find itâŚ:Criminal Justice 202
One Fork is too Many: Dish-ology 401
Thereâs Rice at Home: Philosophy 212
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Stop crying before I REALLY give you something to cry about :Childhood psychology 101
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Didnât I tell you to take the chicken out of the freeze Zoology 203
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You Not Going to Play Me Like No Broken Record: Musical Connections in Psychology 3204c
Did I Stutter?: Communications 305
