The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell their body parts for money.

i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing

my doctor said im allergic to citrus

my insta!!!

Apparently the current proposed name of the hypothetical ninth planet is Persephone which is such a good name I’m mad I didn’t think of it.

I’m into this

I can’t believe none of the reasons were “It’s what Pluto would want.”

#if he can’t be a planet at least his wife can

I started out as a tomboy and ended up being a lesbian

#hozier is lesbian

he completely changed the feel of it how magical

i paused my ASMR for this… damn worth it. 

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

HEY WHAT

If you can find them both

“I don’t want to die, I just don’t want to exist any more” sounds mild if you’ve never experienced it, but it is in fact a horrible, violent way to feel.

Holy shet

this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying

bööls of wa’ah