not much

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

Can’t believe he’s ace

the high geologist has ascended

every time i see this post it gets.... better? but also weirder.

YESSSSSS

Whoever invented kangaroos is a fucking idiot

Kangaroos are animals that seem like they should be cryptids but it’s an entire species.

God: What if we just made a really horrible man? Give it. Give it lots of things. Tail leg. Belly sack. Talons. Abs. taste for flesh. Valid driver’s license. Fur.

the ability to beat the goddamn piss out of you.

and taunt you afterward

excuse me, this is an actual kangaroo? not a cunning-edit furry joke? you’re telling me this is what literal live kangaroos look like in real life?

this is just so fucked up

It’s as if deer went to the gym

Chad Buck?

This is peak gen z humor. Incomprehensible. And yet somehow the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

Retail worker dream uniform