no rhyme or reason

digital selfharm is real. do NOT check up on that ex-partner/ex-friend. do NOT reread those old messages/conversations that you know will hurt your feelings all over again or that will otherwise make you feel like shit. do NOT block evade to see if you’re being talked about. inhale. exhale. let it pass and you’ll be better for it.

I can love someone for all their flaws, yet i feel like i need to be flawless for someone to love me

manipulate your genitals

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

the final post on tumblr will be from one hapless gimmick blog, offering fruit to an empty and forgotten world! ❤️

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

god it would be awesome if the human brain could just ignore an upsetting thing instead of constantly wandering back to it for no fucking reason

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.