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Louis: Hey man, look at my sweet new dagger tattoo!

Harry: Aw no, dude! You know it kind of matches my rose. It is in like the same exact place and style and everything. That even looks like my handwriting next to it.

Louis: Dang, I didn't even realize that.

Niall: Louis, you know people have been telling you on Twitter for over a year to get a dagger to prove your undying love for Harry. They are going to take this as confirmation that Larry is real.

Louis and Harry: Nooooo! Not again!

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Harry: Bro, let me play for you my new song, "Sweet Creature." It is about my mom's cat. *plays Sweet Creature*

Louis: Um... Harry... you know we lived together, right. And I wrote a song called "Home."

Harry: Shit.

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Louis: I love your song about Taylor Swift.

Harry: Thanks, man.

Louis: Can you please just confirm it is about her, though. People think it is about me.

Harry: Naw. The song is self-explanatory!

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Harry: Louis! Come do arts and crafts with me!

Louis: Sure!

*Harry and Louis make animals out of construction paper and Elmer's glue*

Harry: Oh no! I got glue on my crotch.

Louis: Oh no! Me too! What a coincidence!

Harry: Oh, time to go to our meet and greet.

Louis: Cool, bro. I want to sit next to you so we can discuss the best way to dispel these Larry rumors.

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Harry: Hey Lou, can I give you a bro job?

Louis: What?

Harry: What?

“Shit, this changed me as a person”

Schreib’ dir ein Text, schick’ ihn nicht ab.

Häng’ wieder wach ab, mitten in der Nacht, fuck.”