Yeah !!

Hey guys, I know I’ve been away but it’s bc of real life reasons. I want to write some stuff, but it’s going to be on hold for now. But here’s something awesome in the mean time. Thanks for your patience.

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DAMN

I'm reblogging this both for the excellent commentary and for the JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS T-SHIRT??? SIR WHERE DID YOU GET THAT

Yeah!! That Jem tee is bitching.

Their scientific name sounds like "Migrating Turd" but otherwise I find them charming if fairly derpy and mundane. I don't know if I'd get a tattoo of one though. They're like the potato of American birds.

I have no actual animosity towards them. They’re fine. I like them. They remind me if my college roommate and beloved friend. I don’t know why I said any of that—I was grasping at straws for something kind of provocative to say and failed so catastrophically that I was catapulted into a Seinfeld skit.

eerily similar to the time in college someone tried to make conversation by making fun of a silly book a former high school teacher of theirs had written only for me to just pull out a physical copy of the exact book because i’d realized he was talking about my dad

the foot seeks the mouth like leaves seek the sun