THROW YOUR KINDNESS LIKE C O N F E T T I

He did that

It was in his spot.

it amazes me how people still think fiction doesn’t affect reality when about 90% of us ran like naruto without a second thought just because we saw him do it and thought it was cool

Raise your hand if you didn’t get any tumblr recommended group chat and you’re BITTER

OH HELL NO LOL OUT OF LINE.

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

the bar is at the earth’s core 

This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while

It Follows (2014)

Matilda (1996)

My actual life as a child.

My actual life rn

BETTER THAN EXPECTED

Kiss me hard before you go, Summertime sadness