Get me out of Iowa

uhm… no. Siri backwards is Iris…

Who…who won?

It’s funny cause it’s true

*salivates profusely* 

*Very, very heavy breathing* 

Ashley Tisdale the real gay icon

What’s your mod called

big ol gourds and you die if you stop moving mod

Hero worship bad. Celebrity worship bad. Idol worship bad. Stranger on the internet worship bad

Soda good

Soda is probably worse for you than all of those things listed above and

Sip…sip….sup…sip…

sorry but no im gonna worship florence and batman and my favorite harry potter characters and all my other inspirations until i draw my last breath

I’m gonna drink a soda

Can I Have some?

the actual post will kill you if you look directly at it

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

cats reblog if u agree