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Let’s be honest Manchester United fans have seen it all. We’ve watched Phil Jones slide-tackle thin air, Fellaini chest-control the ball like he was auditioning for WWE, and McTominay somehow get labelled a “midfielder” while doing his best impression of a lost centre-forward. So when you hear the idea of Lisandro Martínez playing as a pivot, your first reaction is probably: “Ah, here we go…

Here we go again. New season, new manager, same word: suffering. Ruben Amorim, our allegedly forward-thinking, charismatic, “give me time and I’ll sort this” gaffer, has dropped a quote that would make even a hardened therapist weep. “We are going to suffer but that feeling of bonding is really important – the spirit is positive.” Brother in Christ, what do you mean we are going to…

If you thought the Fourth of July was dramatic, wait till you see Manchester United in preseason. The Red Devils have landed stateside, and Ruben Amorim’s got more on his plate than a Chicago deep-dish pizza. With Marcus Rashford now doing TikToks in Barcelona and half the dressing room either sold, frozen out, or missing in action, it’s time to figure out what this “new era” actually means…

Manchester United are reportedly monitoring Angers’ 19-year-old Dan Sinate. And yes, in case you’re wondering that’s player number 834 we’ve been linked with this summer. God help us. 🙃 According to reports from The Sun (so take that how you will), United scouts were impressed by Sinate’s performances for Mali U20s during the Maurice Revello Tournament. Now, Ruben Amorim’s team is said to be…

It wouldn’t be a proper Manchester United summer without some transfer sagas, fitness updates, tactical overhauls and of course, a sprinkle of ownership rumors to send everyone into a frenzy. This time, it’s not just your run-of-the-mill billionaire getting linked. Oh no. According to reports from @Manutd_additcs, Turki Al-Sheikh the Saudi sports tycoon known for big visions and bigger wallets…

Ladies and gents, fellow sufferers of the Red Devil affliction, I’ve just read Ruben Amorim’s message in the new United yearbook and… I feel things. Real things. Like hope. Belief. Maybe even… excitement? And yes, before you say it I know we’ve all been burned before. We said Ten Hag was the second coming. We said Ralf had “plans.” We said Mourinho had the mentality. And Ole? Well, he had vibes.…

A story of shattered hope, leadership, and a bitter goodbye Zidane Iqbal has opened up in a candid interview about what proved to be the emotional tipping point in his Manchester United journey the night he almost made his long-awaited start. Speaking to [@AndyMitten], the former United midfielder recounted how he was all set to start in a Carabao Cup match against Charlton Athletic. The…

So let me get this straight: Brentford want £65 million for Bryan Mbeumo. United have now had two bids rejected: ❌ £55m ❌ £62.5m Next one will be “£64.999m and a free tour of Old Trafford.” At this point, it’s getting ridiculous. We need to move on. This is not Football Manager. It’s not a negotiation simulator. The season isn’t going to wait for us to stop haggling like we’re at Balogun…

So here we are again. New manager, same old slow-motion transfer window. Matheus Cunha is through the door, and yes, that’s a great signing on paper. A dynamic attacker with Premier League experience who suits Rúben Amorim’s 3-4-2-1 system? Perfect. But beyond that? Crickets. Silence. Rumours. Repeat. ❗ This is a problem. Cunha alone isn’t enough. A system like Amorim’s with its coordinated…

(And how this trio can finally make defenders scared to come to Old Trafford again like the good old days when Rooney still had hair.) Let’s face it we’ve spent the last few years watching United attack like they’re trying not to wake a sleeping baby. Sideways, slow, scared. We’ve had more crosses than a church on Sunday and fewer goals than Burnley at Christmas. But all that changes with…

(And how this trio can finally make defenders scared to come to Old Trafford again like the good old days when Rooney still had hair.) Let’s face it we’ve spent the last few years watching United attack like they’re trying not to wake a sleeping baby. Sideways, slow, scared. We’ve had more crosses than a church on Sunday and fewer goals than Burnley at Christmas. But all that changes with…

There’s something about May 21st and Manchester United that just clicks. Let’s take a quick trip down memory lane: May 21st, 2008 – That rainy night in Moscow. Penalty shootout. Van der Sar saves. We beat Chelsea and became Champions of Europe. ICONIC. May 21st, 2016 – FA Cup final. Jesse Lingard with the banger in extra time. Crystal Palace beaten. Another trophy in the bag. Today – May 21st,…

BREAKING NEWS: Reports emerging from Saudi Arabia today confirm that Bruno Fernandes’ lawyer and agent met with Al Hilal officials over a potential move before the Club World Cup begins on 14 June. The Saudi club are very interested, and it seems they want to move quickly. As a Manchester United fan, let me be very clear: you don’t let Bruno go unless the fee starts at €200 million. Full…

According to Sam Wallace of The Telegraph, our beloved spherical-headed centre-back Harry Maguire is now keen to extend his Man Utd contract and “finish his career at Old Trafford” .  That’s right the same Harry Maguire who was once universally mocked is now begging to stay forever. It’s the ultimate redemption saga: from memes to man-of-the-match, this is the story of how life came full circle…

Real Madrid’s boardroom must think they’re in some grand heist film instead of paying Benfica’s hefty €60m release clause for young left-back Álvaro Carreras, they’ve cooked up a scheme worthy of a Bond villain. Reports suggest Los Blancos would rather play “Let Man U Pay”: basically, Real convinces Manchester United to trigger their €18m buy-back clause on Carreras, and then buys him from United…

“Welcome to hell.” That’s what Athletic Bilbao said in a TikTok video ahead of their Europa League semi-final clash with Manchester United. But here’s the thing: you don’t invite the devil to hell. You just don’t. What followed was one of the most commanding first-half performances United fans have seen all season one laced with flair, vengeance, and a few names refusing to be anyone’s…

Move Over Yamal, There’s a New Wing Wizard in Town… and His Name is Harry Maguire Yes, you read that correctly. In what might go down as one of the most unexpected plot twists in Manchester United history, Harry Maguire, yes, the big man at the back, the commander of clearances, the lord of long limbs turned into a full-on right-wing magician in United’s first-leg Europa League semi-final clash…